I won't pry

if you build “community” around hating other people, just know that the second you step out of line—regardless of your moral uprightness or the hypocrisy on their part—you’re the next person they’re going to tear to pieces.

my favorite thing about the mystery genre is that we all accept the concept of "world famous detective" without hesitation even though that is absolutely not a real category of celebrity

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

happy birthday, gilbert baker. (june 2, 1951 — march 31, 2017)

im never serious but I always mean it

i am an ally to all embarrassing and uncool women forever and ever

the state does not need to assign you a sex, nor does it need to keep inalterable record of it btw

Hey, Im the train. I decided it would be fun to stop moving for an undisclosed amount of time just before we arrive at the station. My idea..

(wanting to make a post about something but it reveals too much about your personal life) i have had a negative experience

it's disorienting when you beat me with a shovel

The world's very last smol bean was harvested this morning

​Kinsey scale for whether you’re more cloth or wire