I won't pry

the first season of a show is kinda like a dead wife

that’s just my nightstand knife don’t worry

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

oversharing online is so important cus like what if someone needed to know that

If it’s the 1800s and you’re in some kind of economic hardship it may be tempting to take a position at a remote manor house whose owner’s past is shrouded in secrets. DO NOT DO THIS! Mysterious owners of remote manor houses NEVER give hazard pay!

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

can you lez the fuck in

i need to get into cars

they have doors which help with this

most of them are locked ive only gotten lucky like twice

formative years? aren’t they all?

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

At the dragon boat races they were giving out free ice cream and these two kids came up to me and showed me their ice cream and said it is very cold! And then one of them put their ice cream on my arm so I could see for myself. He was utilizing an advanced technique called. Backing up your claims with evidence. Which many of you could learn about

so you're telling me the fifa world cup is all men? its all men's teams? and so is the superbowl? and all the sports teams that states are known for and make copious amounts of merch for are also men's teams? and only 5 women have ever entered formula one since its inception in 1950 and only two of them were able to compete? and this is normal? its acceptable?

i grew up playing backyard soccer on the pc as a child in the early 2000s where boys and girls would play on the same team and against each other and you're telling me that's still an unrealistic fantasy that can't happen in real life?

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.