turn out the light

All things are coolest when they're used wisely and with understanding.

This is another place we hide all the "nobody used to have ADHD" people, like yeah, sure, nobody had ADHD because they used to self-medicate with a pack of cigarettes and three pots of coffee a day! It is maybe actually safer to hand out the regulated and dosed amphetamines to people who need them!

“average male comedy duo on youtube fucks once a month” factoid just statistical error. most male comedy duos on youtube never had sex with each other, dan and phil-

Anyway, Ryan Ross should be allowed to get up on that stage this weekend and shoot Brendon Urie dead.

Lost a follower over this one. You guys hate me for my tried and true statements!

Dan forever and always being the #1 advocate for phanfiction will never not be funny. He may have trauma but no one can ever accuse him of not being a patron of the arts

ON A MONDAY

The reason why God was so involved in human affairs a long time ago but then noped out after Jesus is because God is going through the same motions for every animal species: making a covenant, giving commandments, and sending down his own child to die in the form of that species. I know this because I felt an odd urge to swallow a mouse yesterday and, when I questioned it, I received a vision from God saying that He was on mice right now, and the mouse I was about to swallow was the mouse-equivalent of Jonah. Tomorrow I'm supposed to spit him out in a den of sinful mice so that he can squeak to word of God at them. I wish that little guy the best.

maybe its just me. controversial opinion. but stress should not decimate the body as much as it does

the nineties and the early aughts television landscape really was defined by long deployment of "will they won't they" dynamics people these days would not be able to handle network television writers' rooms teasing ships for multiple years only to more often than not be given the answer "they will not. <3 hope this helps"

please, mr. jepsen is my father, call me maybe