Just Doing Stuff I Guess

Between the nothingburger and the everything bagel, there is the somewhat sandwich.

What do you MEAN you don't want my brain eating parasite? You don't like him?!? But he's so useful at doing Task(unspecified)!And I already put one in all of your food and the drinking water and somehow on your bank's page. It only cost one thousand baby souls to make, such a small price to pay!

i think its fun when people use the trope of vampires thinking that werewolves smell like shit but its especially funny to me when they say a werewolf smells like 'wet dog' . like specifically WET dog? not dry dog? something about werewolves makes them smell damper than any normal dog even if theyre dry as a bone? fascinating implications. wet werewolf vs creepy vampire. much to consider.

Obviously werewolves smell like fritos.

there are teenagers whose parents met on tinder

Yes we're still mad Persephone's verse got cut from Chant II because it gives voice to Eurydice's life and the choices of women who come before you and the lessons they can give us. Yes, I believe we'll be mad about it until death

Dealing with burnout is sooooooooooooooo easy all you need to do is operate at 40% indefinitely and be kind of mad at yourself the whole time.

If you hide who you are for other people, you will rarely get the chance to meet the people who value the real you.

The 'ingredients you can pronounce means it's healthy' line implies a world in which the kind of nutrition a person requires scales with their biology education and grasp of phonics. Which isn't true, of course, but sure would imply some interesting worldbuilding if it were

31 hours deep into the insomniac’s gambit and i tried to microwave a popsicle

31 hours deep into the insomniac’s gambit and i posted on the wrong blog again

I'm going to fix everything in the next three hours everyone wish me luck. if i dont then probably ill dig a hole and lie down in it for a bit in the rain/sun/whatever outside looks like these days

the hole isnt even that bad