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Modeling the many ways you can not fit on a single step and looking every unhappy about it

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Remember during quarantine when we were not going to work and day drinking and binge watching tiger king we got a small glimpse of what life is supposed to be like

#tiger king

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Sometimes he also has an ugly woman with a barbed wire tattoo as well

Two days ago my neighbor came to my door holding a cache of my misdelivered packages shirtless?????? and lecturing me about how I need to get it straight with the companies I’m ordering from because he keeps getting my packages.

I’m not sure how this is my fault but anyhow last night at 1229 AM a man was using his phone flashlight to search my door for a house number to deliver an apparent late night Taco Bell including a Baja blast and I’m pretty confident it was his order so should I show up shirtless and demand that he not disturb my dogs at 1am

Anyhow I did order a new light up yard house number thing that I’m sure is against HOA rules but so are the blue lives matter flags my neighbors display so I guess we can all get over it

#neighbors #Taco Bell

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this could be us

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This will be the lost summer -

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anybody else uhhh. anybody else. anyone else uhhhhh

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I don’t think is so much OCD but how insufferable The Internet has become. And if you are a conscientious person it’s exhausting. Because no matter what you will not be good enough as the spirit of the criticism is rooted in contrarianism.

NJ is a weird place and there aren’t public pools really so you can get a private pool membership and they’re quite expensive (think like $500-700 per summer). BUT I recently discovered the adjacent municipality has a pool where you can become a member for $100. So I did that and I’ve already gone twice and it’s always dead even though it was like 100° yesterday. And I got a little pool floatie to bob around and wow let me tell you 10/10 experience. I love being in the water so much. And my friend from sewing class also came with me and I talked way too much and I’m suffering but.

I cannot emphasize enough how genuinely stressful this fucking parasite outbreak is because my husband just spent SIX weeks critically ill in the hospital following an e. Coli infection, triggering an acute severe ulcerative colitis flare l that nearly cost him his colon.

Three months ago I would have been like hahah hot girls have IBS but today I am consumed with anxiety that I’m not going to cook whatever produce we do eat well enough. That a simple mistake or a bit of carelessness might trigger a life changing series of events.

It’s one of those things where perspective changes your experience of the world. It’s not just having the shits it’s a potentially life altering illness. Like, who knew! Not me, as of three months ago.

Anyhow, I was going to tag caregiver but that seems to be a pretty kinky place and well this is not that lol.

#cyclospora #anxiety #ocd #chronic illness #ulcerative colitis

Somehow she found what sounds like the comfiest place in the house in theory but seems like a very uncomfortable place to be, precariously perched upon 3 upright pillows.

#dogs #there’s a reason we call her the princess and the pea #a very naughty girl #but at least she’s cute

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One of the very funniest things about this timeline is that AI has been pushed so hard and has discredited any images and videos that when a decrepit old guy posts a picture to prove he’s alive we collectively are like… yeah sorry no that’s AI.

Like do I like living in the timeline where I literally have no idea whether the photo of a highly influential person is real or not? No. Is it fucking funny that the entire credibility of everything is a jenga tower? Kind of.

#ai #girlblogging #politics #mitch mcconnell #more like bitch McConnell amirite

Imagine that literally millions of people are hating on you and wishing for your death and it’s all a big joke … and nevertheless you persist to drag your bedraggled half corpse to govern rather than let go of your ill begotten power

#mitch mcconnell #politics

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Is food expensive, or did you order your burrito a taxi???

Her little chicken legs are killing me

#personal #dogs of tumblr #bad dog

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This is like that time I invented a photo album by thinking what if I printed pictures of my phone and put them in a book

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I have been working on proposal for four days have repeatedly tried to solicit feedback and get my leadership team together to discuss the positioning strategy. The entire time they multitask, bring up unrelated things and generally make the work feel very fuck it we ball.

The prospect call is at 10am today. At 920 pm I received an email that I’ve finally dedicated a brain cell to this, finally reviewed the prior call notes and want to change the entire positioning.

#work #the story of a girl #I don’t understand the concept of purporting you care deeply about this and then never showing up until the 11th hour #determining at 9pm the commercial strategy we have positioned isn’t viable is a you problem not a me problem #small business

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Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

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What you’re going to want to do is you’re going to PEEL a cucumber and VERY THINLY SLICE IT (with a mandolin, perhaps) and you’re going to emulsify seasoned rice vinegar, olive oil, and just a tiny bit of Dijon mustard and then some salt and DILL. LOTS OF DILL.

Remember everything I’ve taught you. I love you.

#healthy food #food #summer snacks

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