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Simpler times

@goddamnitshannon

sometimes i get a little stressed out because i’m living in a part of history that’ll one day be talked about and discussed and papers written and what am i doing? what have i done? laundry, barely

I really ought to do some laundry

Say what you will about “friends” but all of the memes about how dumb and unrealistic it is have in-universe explanations

Monica can afford that giant apartment in manhattan on a chef’s salary because she’s living there illegally, it was her grandmother’s rent-controlled apartment and the landlord doesn’t know her grandmother doesn’t live there anymore

Rachel isn’t fired from the coffee shop despite being overtly terrible at her job because her boss has a crush on her

They hang out with Ross because he’s Monica’s brother and they have to

Until I saw “in universe explanations” I literally thought you were talking about the concept of friendship and was very concerned

I love saying “of course” instead of “you’re welcome,” like of course I’m helping you that’s what I do, you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which I’m not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon.

thats it, this is the funniest addition to any of my posts ever

this isnt a parallel i asked for nor expected but i aint complaining

I was baking a strawberry shortcake for my mom when I realized that I forgot the baking powder. I began to panic so I pulled the cakes out of the oven; they were already completely baked but they rose just fine without the baking powder? I was staring at them in confusion, trying to remember if I accidentally put yeast in the batter, when I felt a shadow loom over me. I looked over my shoulder only to find Luigi. Luigi tenderly took my hands and told me, “You need not worry, for I will accompany you in any and all of your baking endeavors.” I have never felt more loved in my life. I cried.

I thought this was the mother of all shitposts and then I saw the url

peeta mellark really was that bitch, pulling that “if it weren’t for the baby” line out of nowhere, oh he knew

if peeta mellark was in the game of thrones universe, he would have won the throne in 2 seasons max

bitch please, “but the baby” didnt do shit for Cersei

That’s it, that’s his character

You’re so fucking right. My bad.

this is literally all 4 seasons of korra

i take serious offense to people who don’t like rose tyler

when your hips don’t lie like they used to before

Op you’ve singlehandedly given me three broken limbs with this