saturn returns🪐

*taps mic or whatever*

hi, your girly pop xanadu speaking. this is da materlist if anyone even cares. welcome to my madness. i’m trying to make “comedic angst” a thing in a gretchen weiners mean girls “fetch” kind of way.

ANYWAYS….without further ado, here’s my men ;)

⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ austin butler ˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆

as himself

downfall

✎ via wattpad

✎ via tumblr

as benny cross

✎ residue the series

⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ callum turner ˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆

as john “bucky” egan

much ado about nothing major

✎ via wattpad

Your man can only make one dish. What's he making for you?

Okay so lately I've been having the biggest austin/benny obsession and stumbling upon your miss honey fic was just😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Like OMG, miss honey from matilda?Uptown girls? Brittany Murphy? Maneskin? Benny fn Cross?? SCREEEEEAAAAMMMSS taste to me!!!!!! 🤩🤩🤩🤩😍😍😍😍

Like girly pop, how'd u manage to get my obsessions all in one great and beautiful fic????? Imma sue u for stalking 🫵🤨

I finished the first chapter yesterday after a long shitty day @ college, and it made me super duper happy!!!! I wish I can continue reading it, but I can't rn cuz I have midterms coming up 😖😣😫 Like man! It should be illegal to be given work when I'm supposed to read a masterpiece 😤😤😤😤😤

But of course, I couldn't contain myself and so, I skimmed through the other chapters n I swear I choked on my food from how cute these 2 are 😭😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Really can't wait till I have time to read them fully!!!!

It's sooooo fn good!!! Thanks for writing it!!! 😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚

hi honey! yes i am. i have a whole installment planned i just haven’t had the chance to write it yet. will update real soon 🐝 🍯 🫶