heck oui

Making sure my Zoom camera is tilted at a Dutch angle to indicate to my coworkers my psychological madness

I am going to kill [remembers suicide jokes are bad] a healthcare executive [remembers the fbi exists] haha just kidding [remembers that tumblr hates posers] but maybe I’m not [remembers The Alamo] The Alamo

Imagine being the only person left out of the coworker orgy lmao

Teambuilder of the decade?

“let women be straight” no. everyone lez out now

it's such a sadness to me that kids eventually lose that 'no filter' thing when they grow up. my niece asked what 9/11 is and someone explained it to her and her unfiltered conclusion was "bro. is that it"

seafloor shimps only a little $12.50!

Yeppp. That’s why I had to add the banner. Blocking them is like whack-a-mole.

OH THATS REALLY FUNNY

Cyclists are perverts of a high degree

Head to toe in skin tight polyester, mitochondria destroyed due to eating nut butter, sperm count in the negative, prostate completely decimated from sitting on the tiny ass seats. And they’re constantly swerving into busy streets at 180mph trying to get crushed by cars as if that’s more socially acceptable than publicly jerking off. SHAME ON THEM

Haha cant lie but Ive been snacking on cookies all day

This is why i fuck with you you always keep it real

I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol

happy pride month