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have you noticed that everything depends on various factors

if my name was "wolfgang amadeus" i would also be getting a lot of shit done

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yesterday i had a nice southern teenager call me "ma'am" and then look at me and go, in a well-meaning tone, "uhhhh, if you go by ma'am. sorry if not." and i had to be like yeah man ma'am is fine. appreciate you being inclusive though. i could almost see the little warning pop up in his UI-- hold up! people with blue hair often have pronouns. are you sure you want to address this individual with a gendered term?

no your boyfriend cannot come. if you put him in front of me i’m killing him

my dream is to learn 1 dark truth

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time