Wild

first i yee and then maybe if im feelin spicy i’ll even haw

the other day i was perusing the dessert options in the dining hall and this group of absolute stereotypical frat boy types were also milling around the desserts and one of them pointed to the strawberry pastries and said to the others “what’s the vibe with these, boys?” and i haven’t been able to get that sentence out of my head since

You used me? For my vibe?

Men will be like ‘Billie Eilish makes music for girls who think they’re tough but can’t ask for more napkins’ while they listen to Eminem.

men will listen to eminem

Friend goals

i love

Oh finally. A real Christian.

Now THIS man’s read the book

kings

love wins