Maybe one day?

if this passes 100k today I’m going to delete EVERYONE’S tumblrs

deliver us

I want my husband to have this accent

alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient 

one round/action in D&D is 6 seconds so anything you could accomplish during a vine you could do during your turn

new tag meme: type “im the” and tag this with the first thing that comes up

the fact that tumblr is putting ads on people’s mobile blogs but they won’t pay bloggers says a lot…….they’re literally making money off people with high traffic blogs

You can have them taken off your blog by going into your blog settings and turning off the on blog advertising (via desktop or desktop view in your mobile browser!). I recommend everyone does it, tumblr doesn’t pay us so they shouldn’t make money off of us.

do you know how cute i would be if i had more money 

you wouldn’t believe how many people reblogged this to whine about hot weather in the tags.

The cold is easily shut out, the heat is inescapable hell

^^^^^^

Dear white males: please just keep to yourselves.

today on satan makes a blog post

Life tip: if someone slashes 3 of your tires, slash the 4th one yourself and blame it on the person who slashed the first 3. Now, your insurance will pay for it.

Life tip: If you slash 3 of their tires, hide out nearby until they discover their slashed tires. Take pictures of them slashing their fourth tire. Show police when they arrive on scene. Convicted of insurance fraud and still have to pay for tires.

i feel like i’m reading a Spy vs Spy comic in text format

hi welcome to teaching

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Where’s all the “Blue Lives Matter” people now?!?! …Or does that only apply when the victims are White? …Or does that only matter if the offenders aren’t also cops?

You’re worth at least 2 potato to him and that’s pretty special imo.

I would just like to remind you all that *I don’t own any potatoes* and I have no clue where he’s getting them from.

people who use guns are pussies. i just throw bullets really fast