We put our faith in Blast HardCheese

It exists and it's called Portland, Oregon

maybe there never were any twin towers. like did u ever see them?

So I know all you kids are joking around but no, you’re not allowed to make jokes about this. No.

I’m putting estrogen in the jet exhaust to crop dust the world with femtrails

Can you like... release a warning so the trans men can seek shelter?

You go to Jupiter to get more stupider

I know it’s fetishistic and unrealistic but I do occasionally think about dating a cis girl

I mean obviously it wouldn’t ever happen. but I feel comfortable admitting sometimes I do think it would be interesting. just one of my more distant thoughts

I think women should be big blubbery balls of fat. Bury her in lard.

you are fifteen thousand generations removed from stone tools

to be clear you are fifteen thousand generations removed from the invention of stone tools. not from the end of stone tools. modern humans are still using stone tools.

I thought you meant we were descendents -of- stone tools

your father was a handaxe and your mother smelt of microliths

They dumped plastic skeletons in environmentally protected areas, against the literal contracts they had to sign to get the permits to film in environmentally protected areas. Like they not only did a bad ecological thing that freaked out some divers, they literally broke environmental protection laws and their contract with the Italian government

you can dig a little hole and plant me in the dirt