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was anyone gonna tell me mitch mcconnell collapsed in his office and has been in the hospital for weeks. wouldve been a nice pick me up.

edit it WASNT in his office it was at HOME. oh well im not that picky.

his aides are being really cagey and the governor is pissed because if hes dead he needs to appoint someone but he needs to know hes dead to do that. typical mitch blocking a democrat appointee. he maybe died doing what he loved i guess.

Completely obsessed with Maladict. This clown arrives on the scene like, yes i am very cool and mysterious, i drink coffee and smoke cigarettes and always look fashonably disheveled, does DIY embroidery on their hat for cool points, immedietly takes a liking to polly who just thinks theyre kind of smug and annoying, then spends half the book having a supermassive full scale mental breakdown and has to lay in a barn chewing on raw coffee beans for most of the climax, then returns and is like Polly did i do a good job? Was I cool, Polly? Are you listening? Please stop ignoring me Polly im going to make a bean necklace polly please. Pol. Polly hi. I love you.

all women should be more hairy and sweaty and eat more food and laugh more loudly. my stance as a feminist and also my stance as a lesbian pervert