We put our faith in Blast HardCheese

I understand some of you are 19 but that is not an old man, he's 32.

getting older is funny because characters you used to look up to and see as very established and grown up people are like 29

So many star trek characters are under 40... So many...

There exists only 3 types of "femboys": eggs, transmisogynists and trans women who do sex work but the term femboy sells better

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

imagine you woke up tomorrow and video games had…. disappeared……

cat keeps pressing the tab button on my computer and now the room is filling with soda

I'm still thinking about the guy who saw me realize my wheelchair wouldn't fit in the elevator because he (also a wheelchair user) was already inside it and immediately quipped, "This elevator ain't accessible enough for the both of us."