We put our faith in Blast HardCheese

*getting too in the weeds of the worldbuilding of a horny tumblr post* Okay I get that you're saying princess, but honestly the dynamic you're describing here seems more like you want to be a duchess or even a lower noble

You wanna be the villainess in an otome anime

What if in like 10 years we find out that this was actually the best possible material to show 2-6 year olds for their development. What if all the kids brought up on this stuff all show unprecedented levels of emotional and academic intelligence and every bit of evidence points to this being what did it

probably speaks to something unwell in the collective tumblr psyche that those absurdly bleak bad luck brian memes are the only survivors of, like, an entire genre of different advice animal image macros.

If you regret a permanent body alteration you got and your immediate thought is "raise the legal age for everybody who can do this" instead of "Maybe I, specifically, was a dipshit" you need to get Gotten by a mountain lion

75% certain that "wherefore" means "why"

Yeah, and I used it as such.

A hoodie can be a form of lingerie when you're pure of heart and perverted of mind.

This is a post about girls. I was unbothered by people tagging the Heated Rivalry characters because I support homos and fujos, but I'm sickened to learn that straight girls are now tagging straight boys.

I love the death grip after the toy was fixed up. Lessons were learned. Try to steal it this time you fucking bird. I dare you.

every time I read, "Smells like Doctor" I have to keep myself from cackling.