We put our faith in Blast HardCheese

Completely obsessed with Maladict. This clown arrives on the scene like, yes i am very cool and mysterious, i drink coffee and smoke cigarettes and always look fashonably disheveled, does DIY embroidery on their hat for cool points, immedietly takes a liking to polly who just thinks theyre kind of smug and annoying, then spends half the book having a supermassive full scale mental breakdown and has to lay in a barn chewing on raw coffee beans for most of the climax, then returns and is like Polly did i do a good job? Was I cool, Polly? Are you listening? Please stop ignoring me Polly im going to make a bean necklace polly please. Pol. Polly hi. I love you.

all women should be more hairy and sweaty and eat more food and laugh more loudly. my stance as a feminist and also my stance as a lesbian pervert

My type are fat girls who get horny while eating

Moral of The Story: What?

She was trying to look behind the counter where we keep Gold Jewelry and Gucci Purses for pokemon cards