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in batman 2022 bruce wayne's parents were killed in 2001 he would have been like 10? i think. the black parade was released in 2006 when he would have been ambiguously high school aged and obviously very emo and unpopular. what i'm saying here is that i think battinson heard the lyrics "when i was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band he said son when you grow up will you be the savior of the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and decided to become batman then and there.

unfortunately I’m watching supernatural and someone on screen said ‘there are No Wolves in pennsylvania’ and I was like. what a bold incorrect statement. where did they possibly get that idea from. so I googled it…google is insisting there are no wild wolves in pa?? except I’ve Seen wolves here?? there used to be a wolf that would hang out in my backyard and roam around the neighborhood?? like Everyone knew about this wolf we assumed he lived on the golf course and would come to our yards if he got spooked by golfers (very quiet block). like we all thought he just lost his pack or whatever so people just gave him a wide space and let him chill, he didn’t try to break into any houses or attack any pets but this was definitely. a wild wolf. where. where did he come from what do you MEAN there aren’t wolves in pennsylvania I’m literally spiraling right now

To be fair, PA also said “we did not reintroduce mountain lions, they are not there, you’re seeing really big house cats, please keep coming to the parks and camp sites and ignore that video, that was totally not a mountain lion, someone took last week”

PA: I can’t believe we’ve lost all our native apex predators Citizens of PA: there’s a mountain lion right there PA: sometimes we can still hear the sound of them scaring away tourists

what the fuck do you mean we have emus

http://emusontheridge.com/ https://www.abc27.com/news/us-world/strange/update-runaway-perry-county-emu-found-after-seven-months-on-the-run/

what the fuck is happening in pennsylvania

jumping on the trend- choose some men but it gets progressively worse & i’ll tell you what i think about you

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Of course, by failing to give her Up as she requested, he has, in essence, let her down, thereby creating what scientists have dubbed the Astley Paradox

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This is, of course, circumvented by the Astley heist, in which he develops an elaborate series of puzzels she must solve and so would allow her to "steal" a copy of the movie Up from Rick's possetion, while also understanding that he does not wish to run around and hurt her. In this way, he can gift his wife Up, without violating the terms laid about in the witch's curse that binds him for eternity.

i just want to congratulate the person up there mimicking a porn bot, because they are the first and only person to make me unquestioningly and instantly click on obvious spam since i (thankfully, correctly) assumed it would be a rickroll. so what im saying is wow if the bots ever get wind of this strategy i will have so much malware so fast, all my years of developing safe habits on the internet were laid to waste for a meme.

the two quarterbacks will ceremoniously kiss at the end of the game to signify the end of the superbowl and the beginning of valentine's day

you know how everyone treats women like we’re ancient after 30 i think we should lean into that. i want retirement. i want senior discounts