exalted vampiric mastah

dj multiple orgasms wants to keep the vibe going

Are you doing okay? We missed you at the devil's sacrament. He mentioned you by name. Everyone was looking around and cheering until we realized you weren't there. If you need to talk I'm always here. At the aforementioned devil's sacrament.

@ fic authors what do you personally consider a successful fic? What’s the bar?

actually writing the fic down

am I unforgivable or is it just thursday

Opening Tumblr in public while all your mutuals are ovulating sure is a gamble but I like living dangerously.

hamwarmer 40k

i hope my blog feels like you’re walking through a really well-curated museum except there’s this guy next to you who’s talking on the phone and saying really insane things and you just have to deal with that

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

Adopted a second evil advisor and I'm letting them sniff each other under the throne room doors before I introduce them

I saw a post on a terf blog before I blocked it from someone being like "Ummm is anybody else really concerned about the rise of antisocial kinks like pissing" and it made me laugh so hard I almost did a little antisocial kink myself

they dont tell you this but you carry your upset younger self in you like a parasitic twin

Starting to think some of y'all don't even want to go on a doomed polar expedition with me