exalted vampiric mastah

when your girl is into naked people so you turn her on by taking your clothes off #RegularPlay #Con

"i miss him" says girl about the fictional guy she thinks about every hour of every day

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

[shaking my phone violently] everyone wake up it’s time to play blogs >:(

Literally the definition of imperialism and classism. Doesn’t matter how many peasants you sacrifice as long as the most powerful piece is left standing

Proximity of bishops to the rulers promotes theocratic oppression

the horse is so fuckable

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

a day used to be 24hrs and cost $5 but nowadays a day only lasts 5hrs and they charge ya $20 just to live it. and you have to pay with an app

thankful for bread and butter and garlic #thankful

the second 'o' in "zoologist" is putting in heavy duty work. girl is working two jobs

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself