nosebleedblitz

ngl, I'm beginning to take issue with how in conversations about anti-intellectualism almost automatically, the face of girls and women will be slapped on the problem.

When the pairing is so good that it doesn’t matter if you see it as romantic or platonic. What matters is that you see them and know that one is not complete without the other. Frequently bought together. Do not separate. If you separate them one of them will bite you

the great thing about enjoying mystery of the week shows is that when the writing is bad its like oh well. next week might be better! but when a plot driven show has bad writing in an episode its like oh god we're going to have to deal with this forever what if i killed everyone

as I’ve got older I’ve realised the literal worst or most life destroying thing can happen and then u wake up the next day and it’s like. Ok now what

why do beautiful men expect me to be able to listen to a word they say......... gorgeous i havent heard a thing you said in 15minutes im too busy thinking about biting you

everyone should thank me because as bad as i am, i am holding myself back from being much worse

I love characters that are completely harmless until they finally unleash their power and then they’re TERRIFYING

or, even better: totally harmless but occasionally the other characters catch glimpses of what’s underneath and you just know

Or, even better: A character that used to have the reputation of being terrifyingly powerful but nowadays is seen as totally harmless and no one believes that they could have ever been that terrifyingly powerful until they show what they are truly capable of.

“babygirl babygirl babygirl” i chant into the mirror three times then art donaldson appears

“babygirl babygirl babygirl” i chant into the mirror three times then art donaldson appears

turns out santa's workshop is still running on 32 bit windows xp so its been realy easy to scam the fuck out of the elves with ransomwear

reblog if you would scam the elves with ransomware

"I want to live in a world in which teenagers can fulfil their natural purpose of being annoying" and "I do not always want to be annoyed by the teenagers" are compatible sentiments

#giving them a third space helps#they're still annoying in public as is their sacred duty#but they tend to congregate in specific areas of public where they can enjoy being annoying together

calling my lover "mine" but not in the way that my toothbrush or notebook are mine, mine in the way my neighborhood is mine, and also everybody else's, "mine" like mine to tend to, mine to care for, mine to love. "mine" not like possession but devotion.

Not "belongs to me"; "belongs with me."

Ohhhhh, yes I like this definition so much more! Always felt weird when I saw "Be mine" things for Valentine's Day etc