wild woman

Bro this coffee cake is lowkey cumming in my ass right now

I don't think so

*getting really defensive* I’m literally getting cummed in by it right now

Sometimes you gotta make yourself drink water and sit in direct sunlight, like some kind of wilted houseplant

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

you have permission to pick that 2 year old "abandoned" project back up. it's not mad at you for setting it aside. and maybe time and distance have helped ease or erase the things that made you put it down in the first place.

If you spam-like my fics without reblogging, I block you. Simple as that. Reblog fics.

For new followers/readers: this is my only reminder! I block blank blogs and people who spam like but do not reblog my fics.

the problem with movie remakes is that they always remake something that was already good, meaning at worst you ruin it and at best your remake is largely redundant. to make a truly good remake you need to start with source material that is absolute dogwater. ignore the pull of nostalgia. redeem the sins of moviemaking past.

I bring a sort of “almost all male characters are misogynists even if that wasn’t the author’s intention” vibe to the analysis that fandoms don’t like