wild woman

calling a mutual by their name and having to check you're right like omg what if they transitioned and changed their name in the twelve hours since i last saw them on my dash

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be a part of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

its not even shipping its just posting what they did

um did you know btw that i will be your father figure put your tiny hand in mine i will be your preacher teacher anything you have in mind???

And you won’t believe it but I will be your father figure I have had enough of crime I will be the one who loves you. Till the end of tiiiime!

In the tags, if you remember, put the first fandom you joined.

every day of my life i read someone being like “why doesn’t this story just solve the problem immediately and casually? they just drag it out and make it an issue” well. because that’s the Story

In life you have 2 choices. U can lean with it or U can rock with it.

not a caller not a texter but a secret third thing

don’t contact me. ever