what the what

“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care

I just don't want anyone to steal my very cursed amulet

Also the amulet

Is that you talking? Or the amulet? Are you SURE a new hand doesn't want to touch the beacon?

The amulet and I are not currently looking for a third

Holy Shit

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

im NOT feeling shrimptastic im going to KRILL myself

Chocolate Guy's Wario

i wish there was an animal that could see radio waves so I could transmit that i love them and every one on earth would know it

i would randomly broadcast the growling of their natural predator so theyre freaked the fuck out all the time

who the fuck are you

I’m so glad boof’s finally getting the recognition he deserves

his namE IS BOOF???