the little prince from a distant asteroid...

I heard Donald Trump is going to ban shredded cheese, and make America grate again.

kinda fucked up how my parents’ generation’s high school musical classic was about kids driving around in cars and owning leather jackets whereas my generation’s is about a class of kids working food service jobs for a bunch of rich golfers to survive 

I never actually watched High School Musical, but I don’t think it’s anything like that. O_o

i’m still not over the fact that all this ACTUALLY HAPPENED

he’s cured

actually if you look at the heart monitor hes flat lining

Gotta die somehow.

A miracle

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK

“We didn’t used to have all this ADHD and Autism and stuff” I think what you mean is that people used to go undiagnosed and get absolutely no help and were forced to suffer through their life because they had no support or understanding whatsoever but sure, Janice, pretend my generation invented Autism.

My grandfather was legit diagnosed with ADHD at the age of about 80 and he was like “OH”

“we didn’t used to have all this cancer and septicemia and stuff, people just randomly dropped dead because the gods were angry.”

schizophrenia is new, people used to just get actually attacked by real demons

i love this so much