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I'm in my golden years now, so other subject matters appeal to me, generally more adult subject matter. You know, I'm entering the Hallmark phase of my career at this point, where I'm actually too old to do the "Evil Dead" stuff now, so that's why I've sort of gracefully bowed out of that.

Step 1: Remove filters in Reflecting Pool because Obama put them in.

Step 2: Give your criminal neighbor who runs "Greenwater Services" a $20 million no-bid contract to paint the pool.

Step 3: Fill the pool with water from the Potomac River, the phosphates from which cause algae blooms.

Step 4: Freshly sealed pool and extreme heat result in a super scum event

Step 5: Direct National Park Service to dump hydrogen peroxide into the pool which causes the paint to peel.