a hammer to the statue of david

cats always step precisely on your most sensitive areas when theyre crawling on you lovingly for cuddles. bladder dick ovaries boobs stomach bruise it doesnt matter. they have homing devices on their paws for the exact area you’re most tender at the moment and they put their full weight into that step. and sometimes they might keep their stance midstride so theyre just standing there forever forcing you to endure the pain. because they are simply too cute to get mad at

Just once, I want a detective-thief cat-and-mouse movie where they're actually gay

It doesn't even have to be anti-cop, though of course I would prefer that. It can be tragic and they both die at the end bc their love is not possible in the real world or whatever. I just would like one movie where the detective whose marriage is falling apart because he doesn't pay enough attention to his wife because he's at work all the time is explained because he enjoys chasing a random criminal more.

Daniel and Louis's conversation be still my beating heart... the way Daniel sounded so desperately falsely casual asking him to talk. His face. The shitty apology followed by an immediate second (albeit much more minor) betrayal. Daniel who is experiencing vampire loneliness. Who wants desperately to be friends with Louis but wants his success more because he's Daniel, of course he does. They aren't friends but then what else are they? I just love them so much I need them to reconcile and/or fuck and/or have a crazy dirty physical altercation

idk how to explain it but im never truly comfortable with the way people insinuate that all older folks are inherently bigoted. it always feels like it kind of hand-waves away personal responsibility like ohhhh grandpa cant help homophobic, hes old. well ive met plenty of older folks who are normal about gay people. i think grandpa could be better. i think we should hold grandpa to higher standards.

i am actually insufferable once I get comfortable with someone