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female awesome meme: [6/20] female dynamics → Tara Jones and Darcy Olsson

- he regenerates

- gets his face eaten by magical face eating slugs and has to get a new one

- plastic surgery

- time cut several years into the future & they try to pass off Hemsworth as an older Cavill

- Geralt has to go undercover, has someone transform his face into a different face

- have him wear a mask for the whole season

- put Hemsworth in elaborate make up to make him look like Cavill

- gets hit with curse of Hemsworth (turns u into a Hemsworth brother)

- that’s not Geralt, that’s his long lost brother, Gerald

- whole episode face/off reference

- Geralt gets killed so they transfer his consciousness into a cloned body provided by Garfield the Deals Warlock

- gets bitten by a Liam Hemsworth and transforms into one

- Geralt gets merged with an alternate version of himself from another dimension

- Geralt gets turned into a cardboard cut out and Jaskier has to reconstruct his face but he cocks it up so Geralt just has a new face now

- reveal that Geralt has actually been wearing a Henry Cavill mask this whole time & this is his real face

- witchers have shapeshifting powers but don’t use them

- Jaskier & only Jaskier keeps saying that Geralt looks kind of different, everyone else insists they have no idea what he’s talking about

is this not how that scene went

bonus bc i’m not even exaggerating: