I Think I Died

can we make contact with aliens already im losin hope here

Ate one year old fish yesterday and strangely feel bad today.

I did not eat a baby fish. Stop this.

I need everyone to go look at this artifact i just saw

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

everyone post your biggest hear me outs my friend just showed me two conventionally attractive white men in a row i need to teach him what a real hear me out is

'here's a real hear me out' >>posts world's most conventionally attractive piece of machinery

can we make contact with aliens already im losin hope here

nature documentary but the narration is just weird enough to make you question it

“Some fish can walk out of water, so remember that next time.”

“You might think you’re safe, but horses are omnivores”

customer facing worker faces customers politely more at ten