I Think I Died

Come, you simply must meet my associates! This woman right here is a delightful pervert of sorts, and this fellow here, he’s some kind of a fucking idiot.

If you are attracted to a girl it's important to show her sinister artifacts and relics

westerners: racism is bad also did you know that every single living person in russia china north korea iran and cuba are not only ontologically evil but brainwashed stupid and soulless too ☝️☺️

accidentally running over a vampire with my car because they didnt show up on the backup camera

occasionally, you will discover an artist who drew roughly 300 beautiful pictures of your favorite characters over the course of a month and then never touched them again. you must accept this as a gift.

The X-Files - Season 2 Episode 20 "Humbug"

I’m leaving to go see the Odyssey movie. There better not be exactly 108 suitors crowding my inbox when i get back