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Orgasm denial scenario in which it gradually becomes apparent that the dom has forgotten what criteria they set for being allowed to cum and is trying to stall for time.

#... Make Some Noise Prompt #nsfw

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Scream 7 feels like someone was forced to write it and had only seen Scream once and didn't understand any of the meta-elements and just liked the kills

The fact that that's not what happened only makes it more disappointing

Halfway through watching it, I thought "Man, it'd be so funny if the Ghostface turned out to be Emma Duvall" and I wish I was right

Definitely not buying that Series X at current prices, but I really hope the controller is separate

madmanswords

Watching an Xbox Showcase: How long until the FO76 Update to make me think "This still? Where's FO5?"

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Watching an Xbox Showcase: How long until the FO76 Update to make me think "This still? Where's FO5?"

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aeyriabird

sorry to post religious ads but i got this ad

and i can't get over how the artist/graphic designer clearly went in knowing they were replicating classic holy white bird imagery and did a decent job with the editing too, except they either don't know what a dove is, don't know that the bird being specifically a dove matters, or just got real lazy and chose the first all white bird that came up in search results because that is fully a seagull in that image

delgrosso

GOD IS COMING FOR YOUR FRENCH FRIES

francescadarimini

kushblazer666

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At Wawa, the Draculas have the common courtesy to use their teeth instead of brandishing the weapon of mortals

janmisali

here's another idea for a poll! I think this will have some interesting results. this sentence is here to pad out this paragraph so people who don't read posts will be more likely to accidentally miss these instructions. if you're reading this, please select option eleven. here's another sentence to make this block of text look longer. anyway here's my fun poll idea!

try to create a normal (bell curve) distribution

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Remaining time: 4 days 15 hours

itseasytoremember

So this one time I was in a hospital recovering from an emergency surgery on my leg, and had to be there long enough that they had to change my bedding, so, doped up on three kinds of pain meds and antibiotics my dad wheels me into the hallway while the nurses work.

"dad" I say, my eyes barely open "it's Colonel Sanders" while pointing down the hallway. He looks, and at the end of the hallway, there's a portrait of an old man, the donor who paid for the wing of the hospital I'm recovering in.

My dad explains as much to me, and goes "I mean the guy *kinda* looks like him, but why would Colonel Sanders pay for a hospital wing Mississauga Ontario? I think those drugs might me messing with you"

Then the nurse comes out of the room. I go "hey, who is that picture of?"

She looks at the portrait. She looks at me. She looks at my dad. She looks at the painting. She looks at me again.

"you don't recognize the Colonel??"

butt-rice

i wish there was a way to say "you're right, but this is really ineffective and even counterproductive messaging to anyone who doesn't already agree with you" without sounding like an asshole

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lady-of-vitreous-sight

you do have to be a wings pervert. actually.

madmanswords

The band or the appendage?

#do I - do I need to sexualize paul mccartney

Just got a robo-call where the recorded voice was Sam Reich

He's still too much of a coward to put me on Um, Actually though

meangirlnurse

orphan55

I don't think dr who is getting cancelled but you have to admit generating hype for an announcement only to say "we're pulling the plug" would be kind of hilarious

For a while now, I've been wanting to buy a new optical drive that could either read UHD out of the box or be reflashed to read UHD

Why did I not do the one second of searching needed to realize I could have reflashed the drive I have years ago?

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irrationalplanets

doctor who is the greatest tv show ever made

The Eighth Doctor Brainrot in me is so strong that there's a part of me that somehow won't be surprised if the 2026 Christmas Special is an adaptation of Chimes of Midnight legitimately with Paul McGann as the Doctor

There's no reason for me to think this could be a thing

But my brain is like "that's what's happening, yeah"

Like-- no it isn't????

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