I don't like onions

btw i know At These Present Times it is difficult to remember since the stupid is so loud but like. most people are actually decent and kind and helpful and friendly and they are just as tired and afraid and hopeful as you are. pls don’t be discouraged from making connections it’s what makes us us

buisinesses mislabeling their job offers in databases gives so much unintentional comedy, I just searched under "no experience needed" and "no degrees needed" and it gave me a job opening for 'dentist'. Like sure I'll have a go, give me the pliers

buisinesses mislabeling their job offers in databases gives so much unintentional comedy, I just searched under "no experience needed" and "no degrees needed" and it gave me a job opening for 'dentist'. Like sure I'll have a go, give me the pliers

something i appreciate about this site is how often i see friends, mutuals and strangers salivating over the most Some Guy looking people i’ve ever seen. i think it’s actually good for your psyche to see people carnally desire people that you would not even think twice about. it’s good for the self esteem, a good reminder that for every random ass person on the world there is a subset of people that wants to do unspeakable things to them

@b0nkcreat

u know someone’s about to get dragged through the mud when an academic uses the phrase ‘it’s tempting to assume’

“my child is fine” your child has long ebony black hair with purple streaks and red tips that reaches her mid-back and icy blue eyes like limped tears

“my child is fine” your child understood this reference

The uni course I'm taking rn has been telling us for like a week that we're going inside a cave today only to then bring us there and it's a volcano they're throwing me into a volcano in like 10 mins

did u know: according to scientists, in October the mitochondria turns into the frightochondria and becomes the haunted house of the cell

yeah well he had me in the second half too

oh this was absolutely the wrong blog

owl house was right.planet earth turns slowly and i do feel like an insomniac

not owl house. crap

…owl city?

stop investing in this post why do you think the economy is in shambles

The economy is in shambles, and you bought ten million fireflies? How are we supposed to feed the kids???

what do you think I bought the fireflies for?

Sex work is real work and if you disagree, leave.

Y’all really out here getting cucked huh

Dude, he’s fucking the girl you jack off to. That’s the exact opposite of being cucked.

i don’t get it omg

who the fuck is party cannon they’re the true rebels here

back in the 00s a single dancing anime chibi gif would feed us for months on end