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I've had enough I'm gonna start trapping people in oil paintings

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exile arc but every day someone puts on a blonde wig and red n white t shirt and takes Tommy’s place as they all try to gaslight Dream
quackity: Hello it is me tommyinnit
dream: you aren’t tommyinnit and you don’t look or sound like him
quackity: *in a British accent* hello it is me tommyinnit
dream: tubbo I can see that it’s you
tubbo, wearing the ugliest blonde wig known to man: what? im tommyinnit. here I’ll prove it I just need some flint n steel and the location of your house
dream: are you ghostbur?
ghostbur: yes!
Phil: oh I forgot to tell you! Tommy’s street name is ghostbur. that’s why he said that :)
dream:
dream: oh hi “Tommy” why is your hair blue?
jack manifold, who didn’t own any other wigs: I’m going through a mid life crisis
dream: Ranboo I can see that you’re an enderman
ranboo, wearing a red and white suit: im tommyinnit. I remember everything. i can definitely swim mhm mhm
Dream: you aren’t even wearing the red and white. you’re just another blonde guy
purpled, a paid actor: wdym didn’t you know there’s only one blonde person ever. im tommyinnit
dream: technoblade what I meant to think of this
technoblade, wearing a sign that says ‘im tommyinnit’: well most people think I’m annoying at first
dream: you’re literally a pig
technoblade: that’s kinda rude to say about the British
Dream: how are you here. you’re dead.
glatt, who pierced the veil of life and death in order to make fun of tommy: no im tommyinnit. pogchamp or something
"we don't have girl talk, we have creature talk," my roommate Julia just said while rolling on the floor, "put that on your fucking tumblr, they'll love that shit"
she just asked how many notes this post has and I told her eighteen and with restrained glee she said "this is going to do horrible things to my ego"
I'm out of town rn but I told her this broke 500 notes and sent her some of yall's tags
Hey op why is the contact icon a T if their name is Julia? *condescending tone* do you have your roommate saved as “trash” in your phone?
nope!
It’s time to activate it…
Bites The Dust! now this entire post will be reversed!
Am I having a fucking stroke
what the fuck was that
IT’S GONNA BE MAY
that time of the year again

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hey c!tommy apologists
I’m curious. if you have siblings, put in the replies or tags whether you’re an eldest, middle, or youngest
... middle. I see your point
breaking news: prince philip, the dad from the royal family, is a nasty little thottie. and he just died from making it clap on instagram
u kno we all have our fingers poised on the trigger of this post when prince philip dies
the prophecy fulfilled at last
can you people stop being gay? cut it out lol
FUCK YOU
what are you? gay?
You fucking wish. You just wish you were me.
oh yeah? oh yeah?
Yeah, you fucking stubborn asshole
*pushes you on to a locker and we passionately make out*
*doesn’t stop you*
Huh
im sorry did you need something you homophobe
it’s quiet uptown
I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats
Nevermind this is it

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When radiologists take a selfie
Wait I’ve seen this
ranboo changed his dono noises to be enderman sounds for everything under twenty dollars so headcanon its Ranboo Himself making enderman noises out of excitement and when its OVER twenty dollars hes just so fucking excited that he opens his mouth and john mulaneys voice comes out
Ok but: he gets so excited that her parrots back something that makes him really happy, which is some lines from comedy he really enjoys. This makes it so Johm Mulaney is a canon background character of the smp
JOHN MULANEY IS CANON TO THE DREAM SMP BY WAY OF RANBOO. ITS SOMETHING HES LONG FORGOTTEN BUT HE MET A TRAVELLING STORYTELLER ONCE AND REALLY ENJOYED SOME OF HIS BITS. HE DOESNT REMEMBER THE TOWN THEY MET IN OR REALLY MEETING HIM AT ALL BUT HE REMEMBERS HOW HAPPY HE WAS AND SOME LINES FROM THE STORIES SEND TWEET
Somebody just asks him what his favorite memory is and he just says "I dont know, just this guy that goes (in the Mulaney voice) GIVE US SOME MONEY and LOOK AT THAT HIGH WAISTED MAN, HE GOT FEMININE HIPS!"
ranboo changed his dono noises to be enderman sounds for everything under twenty dollars so headcanon its Ranboo Himself making enderman noises out of excitement and when its OVER twenty dollars hes just so fucking excited that he opens his mouth and john mulaneys voice comes out
Ok but: he gets so excited that her parrots back something that makes him really happy, which is some lines from comedy he really enjoys. This makes it so Johm Mulaney is a canon background character of the smp
can you imagine being the only tailor living on the dream smp and every other week somebody's coming in like "hey, can i get 6 american revolution coats? all by like....maybe the next week."
"hi its me again, i know its only been like a month since you last saw me- no, i dont own any other clothes, im not sure why youre asking, thats rude- anyway i need a new trenchcoat for my villain arc"
*just niki coming in for the 20th time this week because she can't stop changing her skin*
"what do you mean you cant make fox-fitted clothing?"
"hello! would you mind stitching up my presidential suit?" "you are 16" "yeah! :D"
"i need 3 identical uniforms fit for demon hunting, stat"
"hi" "what the hell happened to your clothes" "oh. i just got exiled from my nation for mild arson for like a month" "you are 16" "yeah :/"
"what do you mean you cant make piglin-fitted clothing"
*ranboo being ridiculously tall and this tailor awkwardly measuring him to make a 3 piece suit*
"bee" "what?" "BEE"
"hey, do you do elytra repairs?" "do i do what"
business is booming all the time like my god
I mean, it IS canon that Tommy can sew, soooo...
TOMMY CAN SEW?
Yeah!
He fixed up his clothes after running away to Techno’s house and getting some string! So canonically, he can sew.
BRO WAIT THATS
BRO 🥺🥺🥺🥺
He’s a handy little guy.
MOTHER FUCKER CAN SEW I'M GONNA SOB
He’s got the skills
I SAW YOUR TAGS HE ABSOLUTELY HELPS MAKE THE FLAG WITH NIKI
He learned from watching Phil when he was little, and no one believes that the impulsive child likes to relax by a fire and fix up/make clothing.
God and he teaches Wilbur to sew and they fucking make the uniforms and hndhhnnxnncnnbnsm
Wilbur isn’t great at sewing, since Tommy doesn’t know how to teach well, but he’s able to do the basic stuff, and Tommy did all of the intricate things by hand.
He got real pissed off when the outfits got ruined tbh.
HNDJSMJFK YES 🥺
During the revolution he just gets so fucking pissed at seeing his uniforms get torn
Tommy : *gets shot during the duel*
Tommy : mother FUCKER do you have any IDEA how long this took to SEW
Tommy, limping, bleeding out : you green son of a bitch you think being the ONLY tailor in this GOD DAMN server is EASY?
Tommy, falling onto the ground : AH FUCK NOW IT'S COVERED IN BLOOD FUCK THIS
Tommy, as he’s being brought to L’Manberg for healing up: Oh my god, the blouse is WHITE. SILK. This is never coming out.
Wilbur: Tommy, you’re literally dying.
Tommy: I worked hard, dammit!
Tommy, bleeding out in Wilbur's arms :
Wilbur : don't give up on me :( say something :(
Tommy : *coughs*
Tommy : this is gonna be a fuckin bitch to repair istg
Tommy : *dies*
That's the secret as to why the Dream Team and CO's outfits are kinda bland. Tommy refuses to make them clothes that look super nice.
Dream, in a basic green hoodie that is grimy and torn: Tommy, please.
Tommy, hoarding his fabric: You should've thought about that before you gave me depression and trust issues, bitch.
NDDJFNSIKJSFI
PLEASE IT REALLY ONLY GETS BETTER
it’s fat fuck friday
mr. boombastic
meanwhile in a different dimension…
skinny bitch sunday……..

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worms in the dirt when it rains
if she's your girl why is she shocking me like an electric eel