somewhere between unc and gramps

❗Pro tip: You can think about gay sex on the clock. It's free and they can't stop you.

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

some people like to get mad at disability benefits because they think its unfair people who dont work get a payout from the government while they have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week. but if you tell them "yeah that sucks i think you should also get a universal allowance and not have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week" thats apparently the wrong answer.

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

“june is over so now it’s gay wrath month” blah blah reminder that july is disability pride month and is often ignored and disregarded!! funnel that wrath into advocating for your disabled peers and amplifying their voices

ever since i was a little girl i’ve had dreams of becoming an eccentric middle aged man

Self reblog, especially important for USA friends today !

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

i have an urgent suggestion

the humble tank top has done so much for homosexual women

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone