somewhere between unc and gramps

❗Pro tip: You can think about gay sex on the clock. It's free and they can't stop you.

I get anxious at nothin. if I don't have anything to be anxious about I get creative

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

we have to stop moralizing the human condition and start jerking each other off while making out

weighted blanket's not enough i need to be compressed by a hydraulic press

whose dumb ass idiot fuck idea was it to make medicine cost money

go to triple hell

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

some people like to get mad at disability benefits because they think its unfair people who dont work get a payout from the government while they have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week. but if you tell them "yeah that sucks i think you should also get a universal allowance and not have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week" thats apparently the wrong answer.

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

“june is over so now it’s gay wrath month” blah blah reminder that july is disability pride month and is often ignored and disregarded!! funnel that wrath into advocating for your disabled peers and amplifying their voices

ever since i was a little girl i’ve had dreams of becoming an eccentric middle aged man

Self reblog, especially important for USA friends today !