So This Is Happening Now

you should come within biting range. no reason

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

oh this is my post

i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob

Interviews with hockey players are fantastic, because it is a complex game that can be spoken about at length, but during the intermission they'll find the Wettest player imaginable on the losing team and for thirty seconds they'll ask them things like "what do you need to do to get more pucks in the net?" And the player (panting, haunted behind the eyes) says something like "well, we've got to get them in there"

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

Purely from a game mechanics standpoint, Jasmine Bhullar rolling a 6 instead of not a 6 was a clutch move. Army Man is easily the strongest frontline fighter of this season's PCs, but we shouldn't forget the great defensive moves by Hat and the sacrifice of Blue M&M. Lint didn't get to do much in this episode's fight but I think Mark definitely has him more statted for the role playing scenes.

In all the excitement of Brennan being annoyed, I saw no one mention the lethal levels of "perma gm excited to play in any game, even a bad game" coming off of Mark Mercer.