Wanderer in space and time

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

The soft eyes! The forward facing ears! The question mark tail! Not to mention the poise and control! This little dude is having a blast and is SO good at it!!

black spotted tabby

Bro videos are always 🔥 💯.. instant collaborations

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

every day i get a little madder about the ‘dream job’ narrative… all i want is to have a job that benefits society somewhat, doesn’t abuse me, and lets me live a happy life outside of my job lol. jobs should not be (and arguably can’t be) cosmic destinies and identities

every 5 minutes i go wow i NEED to kill myself and then i ignore it because i have things to do

Look at all the fucking space he had and he still fucking hit him. This was a premeditated attack!

That Nautilus was born to drive a BMW and is cursed to be unable to do so

@theshitpostcalligrapher

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

Ebeneezer in 1742 wakes with a start as for some reason he has put out his guttering candle by slapping atop it ith the palm of his hand. His hand is burned and his nightgown and cap are spattered with hot wax.

Fascinated by the perceived necessity of an Equivalent Exchange