Dani S. Art

Shut up. That’s hilarious. I hope each and every cop involved has to personally give him $5000

its fine to give massive honkers to an anime girl whose chest is objectively hardly more than a medium but if she’s flat you’re a fake and a hack without a shred of integrity if you give her any tits whatsoever. if i have to see one more drawing of that blue bitch from elder ring with huge badonkers i’m getting the steel chair.

fitzroy “yeah, just had a weird premonition of the future. you proposed to me and that was weird. I didn’t mean to bring that up. anyway can I meet your dad. no not like that I need him for my army” maplecourt

literally obsessed with pinocchio’s “i see myself only as the son of geppetto.” he’s standing before an entity whose power he cannot possibly comprehend and who could shred him into toothpicks with a snap and his only thought to identify himself is his father. lou wilson has beefed high charisma rolls before (lookin at you, gunnie “now you’ve been granted advantage” miggles-rashbax) but that line was a beautiful moment of humility and truth that strips pinocchio down to his core. absolutely unmatched.

I'm dying over the fact that the PCs refused to engage with Brennan's side plots so hard that he was like fine, I'll have my NPCs do them then. Henry Hubbard, you're on Nutcracker duty.

everything everywhere all at once is about intergenerational trauma. about depression and passive suicidality and the gravitational appeal of nothingness. about aging, getting older in your twenties and getting older in your fifties. about the specific hurt mothers can cause their daughters and daughters their mothers. about the harsh reality of the immigrant experience and the american dream. but it’s mostly about kindness and family and it’s about choosing to sit at home talking about taxes with someone who loves you, and it’s about telling your daughter that you’d choose her over the entire universe, and it’s about how even in the universes where life didn’t form, love can still exist. and it’s really all of that at once.

are you fucking serious

Oh FUCK OFF

were they TRYING to make this the most homoerotic thing EVER, or???