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the zoo is closed forever because a zookeeper developed psychic powers and is using her mind to fling penguins at anyone who tries to stop her

oh GOD FORBID a woman does ANYTHING THESE DAYS !

based on what

she was a boy he was a girl can i make it any more obvious

im gonna sing a song

baby ahmooo laa la la

your guardian angel is fighting for its life in the afterlife-wide gc like ‘nooo stop picking on BLORBO from my REALMS😑….’

Fatphobia in the politics of transfem/transfem attraction is virulent and fat transfems get treated as disposable as a result and I'm tired of you all pretending this doesn't happen. Rb this shit if you're a skinny transfem or like get the fuck off my blog. If you're tme don't even look upon this post

i can't vibe with anyone who thinks icarus was an ignorant idiot for flying too close to the sun. "oh i'd never do that i would have remembered my father's warning and been fine". do you seriously think that after years of imprisonment, feeling the sun on your face and the open air beneath your wings, you would be able to focus on anything but the joy of being alive and free? do you actually think that if you were given the opportunity to go where nobody has never been before, you wouldn't want to push it to the limit? to dare to be the first to try what no one else has ever even thought possible? do you honestly think you're too good for your own human nature? look me in the eyes and tell me if i strapped a pair of wings to your back that could take you wherever you wanted to go whenever you pleased that you'd be careful and sensible about it. you are not better than icarus just because you have the benefit of his example.

“You are not better than Icarus just because you have the benefit of his example” go off

Humanity has been long extinct, all that exists now are rumors of large metallic birds and towers that touched the sky, but there is no solid evidance of anything. You and your adventuring party have just stumbled upon a the remains of an old facility deep underground: The Large Hadron Collider

do kids these days make up songs about killing the wiggles and doc mcstuffins or did barney the dinosaur just unlock some latent primal rage in my generation

Listen I had a childhood pre-Barney and we didn’t sing about killing our childhood characters then as far as I am aware so I am inclined to suspect that goddamn purple dinosaur just struck some kind of collective nerve.

Yeah I was born on the tail end of Barney and that was the only one we ever wanted dead

There's an entire wikipedia page for anti-Barney humor

You can identify a fake redneck by their passionate support of “blue lives matter.” Real rednecks have been in at least one physical fight and/or high-speed chase with police officers and would do it again

“redneck” is a valid culture, not a euphemism for “bigot”

no fucking way that Dream cunt literally lives an hour away from me

but it will secure your place in Heaven

murder is bad? even if i say sorry afterwards? even if i am an anime girl.

this is the worst website

“I wish ancient people preserved their writing and artifacts better” I write in electronic signals on a piece of hardware that can’t retain its efficacy for more than a few decades.

Time to laser-print my entire blog on titanium plates and bury them underground.

brb etching my one-star yelp review of the sheet metal supplier that sold us shitty copper on a granite slab

We are never going to give this guy a fucking break are we

Ea-nasir knows what he did.

But more importantly, WE know what he did. Because it got written down in some rocks.