professional wren enjoyer

someone told me that me bouncing my leg up and down was me wagging my tail, and now every time i do it i get flustered, an evil curse

as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine

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every fucking time I see this I miss the "7 month old" part, then when I see the image I fucking lose it. god fucking dammit

adults being totally useless in kids media is also a reflection of how adults interact with kids irl, adults are often deeply uncaring toward the needs and problems that children face so this is just a reflection of reality for children.

when a kid is being abused by a peer and an adult says to “just ignore it” or “he just has a crush on you”, when an adult is abusing a child and another adult says “you need to respect your elders” or “you are making this up for attention”, when a child experiences injustice adults will say “life was never meant to be easy” or “you’ll understand when you’re older”, when a child experiences something dangerous or traumatizing an authority figure says “kids say the darndest things”, when children are merely curious about the world they get told “i’ll tell you when you’re older” or “stop asking weird questions”. no wonder children resonate with stories that tell them adults are useless - they are useless a lot of the time!

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HEHEHE I HAVE THREE GIRLFRIENDS

HES SO HAPPY HE JUST LOVES FANS SO MUCH

me after my 15 min break at work

me after sleeping a healthy 8 hours

me at the end of a two day weekend