Nomio

[a brief internet search later] Ahh yes, ok I understand. Jimothy is my religion now.

When I hear "tumblr sexyman," I think of Cecil Night Vale being constantly depicted as a skinny white man instead of literally anything else. I think of the background character white men who get elevated over protagonists that are women, people of color, or otherwise not the white man power fantasy.

Cecil Night Vale, as previously mentioned.

Oncelercest, because if there aren't two skinny white men to ship, tumblr fandom will start shipping the skinny white man with himself.

Bill Cipher inexplicably being fanon'd as a white twink despite being a fucking triangle.

Everyone fawning over Marvel Loki while shoving every woman and Black person in the MCU aside.

The way nearly every single character in Hazbin Hotel has the same "tall and skinny" body type, along with all the criticisms Black audience members have made about the issues with Alastor's design.

From his introduction: "The man who'd put the sword to her neck was uncomfortably buff. He had upsetting biceps. He didn't look healthy; he looked like a collection of lemons in a sack." (GtN p76)

Much later, Cytherea talking about Dulcinea: "She was a sweet little thing. I really had wanted to do something for her—and afterward, I kept her for the longest time... until someone took out my cavalier. Then I had to get rid of her, quickly... the furnace was the only option. [...] Septimus was dead before the shuttle landed at Canaan... I'm not a monster." (GtN p401)

I kept wondering, how did she get her off the ship? Did she leave her body in her room somewhere? Did she walk a headless Protesilaus back to her room to get the corpse Dulcinea and then back out to the incinerator?

not five pages earlier: gideon waxing poetic about how harrow tenderly wrapped gideon's sunglasses (that harrow allegedly hated btw) and sealed them tightly in an envelope for eight months on the OFF CHANCE gideon came back in some way shape or form

i knew that Camilla and Palamedes were codependent and weird about each other. but i assumed that was the norm? that it wasn't anything weird? no, apparently even Judith Deuteros, someone who barely interacted with them except for when she was arguing, noticed how bad it was. my god.