life is honestly too short to be embarrassed over anything that sparks even a little happiness in you

sometimes i say “i think” but actually i know. on account of being the knower.

things i want to get - paid - laid

there is nothing badass about not taking an ibuprofen when you need it

it’s like i always say: fuck

do you ever wonder if anyone reads your blog like everyday just to check on you 

I want everyone to have universal basic income please

In life you have 2 choices. U can lean with it or U can rock with it.

every time i see a woman i’m like good for her. coolest girl alive

this was meant to say every time i see a woman riding a skateboard but also yes

‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this

ever since i was a little girl i knew i was doomed to take things too seriously and think about them forever