Dear God Whats Happening

bitches b like ‘hes my right hand man’ JUST SAY HES YOUR BEST FRIEND . SAY ITTTTTT

op have you considered that maybe right hand man sounds cooler and has more homoerotic subtext?

op has reconsidered . youre right

Finally, an example of productive discourse and growth on the Internet

2. Eat Hot Chip

3. Lie

Honestly, nevermind the low price, if seeing doctors was this logistically easy I’d have way better health. With adhd/anxiety/depression, seeing doctors is usually just too complicated and takes too much energy to deal with.

petition to start tagging smut with “OSHA violation”

the four horsemen of the apocalypse

i feel like wonder woman could get away with throwing batman over her shoulder to carry him away exactly once, just because she would have the element of surprise. batman prepares for everything but there are limits. if you were batman would you ever in a million years expect a woman who is two inches shorter than you in one-inch heels to just pick you up and leave like she’s carrying a bag of sand to build a wall. like you are the victim of a cartoon caveman from the fifties. i postulate that you would not. maybe in her arms like a lumberjack’s bride, but a fireman’s carry? while he is not only conscious, but entirely capable of moving under his own power? this is the one scenario that batman never prepared for and he suffers the consequences. she could never get away with it again and so she doesn’t even try but from that moment on the possibility is always in the back of his mind. he is on alert. he wants her to try again so he can prove it won’t work this time. she never gives him the satisfaction. he can never explain to anyone how he is suffering. no one will understand. he stands on a rooftop in the rain and broods.

I love this?

the guy pictured is a far-right youtuber who started the viral rumor that antifa set the pnw forest fires, so this was satisfying to watch on multiple levels and also tells you a lot about the company cops keep

my aunt is pissed shes ranting on how # is an ampersand and not ‘hashtag’ I have never seen her so revved up on something so?????? 

& is the ampersand

Im about to ruin her day thank you

I wonder how this turned out.

yes

Lmmmmaaaaooo

BUT HE DIED THE SAME DAY HURRICANE SANDY STARTED

OH SHIT

Remus Sanders is a morning person and no one can convince me otherwise

my argument: i am not a morning person and project onto remus. therefore, you are wrong

would he be a morning person or a 3am person because its technically morning

I think he would be a morning person bc being a 3am person is expected