what if a rat said cheesus christ

for the Spanish crowd: y si las ratas dijeran quesucristo

Audio: Windows USB connect and disconnect sounds

google search how to interact with other human beings in a way that another human being might consider normal or even acceptable

having 40 minutes to leave the house is terrible because 40 minutes is basically 30 minutes and 30 minutes is basically 20 minutes and 20 minutes is basically fifteen seconds. but 50 minutes? 50 minutes is an hour, and an hour? ooobh thats plany off time

men with active tumblr blogs are ran through

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

im not a gummy bear addict i can stop any time

i just need one more hit of a clear pineapple flavored bear man and then we can go to the store

I’m sorry but this is the funniest thing I have ever seen ever in my fucking life her PEETS are STICKING OUT

the moment you start feeling ugly as a woman you need to hit up a local suburban walmart and take a good hard look at the average woman to realize an average woman is not serving curated algorithmic beauty and aesthetic

Davy Jones 😚🤤

nothing but respect for you, real ass bitch

don't shave your legs this summer HOLD THE FUCKING LINE

"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane