what if a rat said cheesus christ

for the Spanish crowd: y si las ratas dijeran quesucristo

YOU CAN BE STRAPPED FOR CASH??????

soon I will be euthanized due to my various behavioral issues and also they just don’t like me

I’ll eat your pussy for hours, then we’ll order pizza, then I’ll eat your pussy some more

What the fuck are we gonna do with the pizza

hey ya

theyre taking me out back and turning me into a 7 minute dance track

early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

Hey can you guys post in big font today i’m trying to drive

Having your interests mocked as a kid and general low self esteem will have you insulting the things you like even when they're generally considered very good. Because you like it, and historically when you like something it's stupid and not worth anyone's time. So you will say nonsense like "I recommend this book/game/film, but it's okay if you hate it, it sucks, I really enjoyed it but that's because I'm an idiot" and you are recommending them the Citizen fucking Kane of that particular media type. And importantly: you need to stop doing this it is killing you

I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

I did it! It sucked but I did it!

"trump dying won't fix fascism" neither would a big steamy bowl of pad thai but I still want it