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Am I allowed to sexualize the puppet from project hail mary or do I have to wack it to Ryan Gosling because I will if I have to but frankly I'd rather have that alien skittering all over me like a sexy bug. Fuuuck they call him rocky because he make my rock hard

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biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

it has come to my attention there exists a subset of reenactors who go around renaissance faires "infecting" bystanders with the Plague. i wish to thank these heroes for their service

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

yes this can come in the form of dressing up as a pack of rats and offering people "Congratulations! You've Contracted The Black Death" hand stamps, but consider also:

walking around asking people if they want to pet your rat (plushie)

going in character as a fur trader carting around a wagon full of exotic wares at competitive prices

handing people a business card containing only the printed image of a flea (and on the back, the text "uh-oh!")

cosplaying as a giant bacterium

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

*hands you my business card* it contains a single drawing of a flea

*instinctively you flip it over searching for information*

diseases-for-center-control

I cast screw worm

well at least take it out to dinner first

the-worm-in-his-head

dinner optional if the [REDACTED] is good

torstherapy

ayinvui

big fan of the tumblr sexyman 2026 finalists they should do a cooking show together ft. meburgers

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akanemnon

Hey Akane I wanted to ask what do you think of the idea that Aqua sorta represents a younger child version of Kris? Now I’m not saying they are Kris but they do seem to act sorta like how Kris was implied to act when they were younger there’s also both of their affinity for knives and it also plays into the little theory that Kris originally had the patience/Cyan soul prior to the red one not to mention I’m pretty sure they share the same blue color

My feelings on the matter is that ALL the flowers represent an aspect of Kris in some way. Aqua is just the one people notice first.

Seth = Kris' gender identity (there is a whole Cafe dialog about it)

Yellow = Kris' internalized guilt and love for cowboys (hinted at in easily missable dialog)

Blue - Kris' grace and femininity as well as their love for art (piano)

Green - Kris' penchant for not speaking

Orange = Kris' identity as a human living among monsters (the mouse claiming she is human)

Flowery - Kris' role as both the party leader and foil towards us and the other heros.

Pink = direct analog to Kris' relationship with the Player (us)

(There is probably more, but it's like 6 AM rn and I gotta go to work lol)

strangerconnection

you know, i don't remember

the-irreverend

Here's to hellsite solidarity!

every media ever on earth was pirated onto the hail mary, correct? and while i haven't seen the movie yet i assume the reason we have Rocky voice clips in English is that Grace's translation software is connected to a voice bank?

all i'm saying is there's a timeline where Rocky is voiced by Hatsune Miku

#project hail mary #phm #rocky phm #no post just worm

stargazing-zani

In universe Project Hail Mary memes upon ye

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dragon-in-a-fez

personally I'm annoyed by the socioeconomic conditions that made words like "unalive" necessary but simultaneously impressed by the linguistic adaptations young people have made to continue talking about important things while subject to those conditions and I think if you can't hold both of those thoughts in your head you might just be old man yelling at cloud

syn4k

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

joyflameball

buniix3

Got some Grade A Senshi propaganda right he- OH GOD OH NO

Senshi... I'm so sorry oh my god I dont know what happened or where that water bucket came from jesus christ all mighty

GO VOTE

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joehills

It’s trendy to claim that individual choices can’t do much to improve the environment, but I’ve been reading a lot lately about the global best-in-class ecological impact that families in Ukraine have been making by eating less meat and decommissioning oil refineries. Very promising!

beardedmrbean

poetrylesbian

this sculpture is from 2011 by artist sara swink

killer-fille

cats have been bothering humans since at least 2011

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megs-mayhem

@unpretty

unpretty

it’s DIRT

ceekari

unmute for comically aggrieved farmer

fieldbears

reblogging for the second time because I still laugh uncontrollably. in my mind the cows are trying to be gracious about their strange gift. ‘yes we love it thank u’