Obsessed with missions powered by guilt

In bed and Story just stopped moving, then turned to face out into the darkness and said, completely apropos of nothing “now we are free from the gladiator” and i got scared

sometimes white people are like 'can you speak aboriginal?' and im like I can call you white in six different aboriginal languages☺️

I can't believe home depot literally produced a wildly successful science fiction musical and we all just pretend it didn't happen. on one hand yes it had a boring white guy main character but like.... home depot just... Made it? And it had shit ton of box office sales? and no one even talks about this. this is like avatar (2009) all over again

OK so. After a lot of frantic googling I realized this was all a dream. home depot did not in fact produce a wildly successful science fiction musical. I was on allergy meds and took a nap and my brain simply prophesized this. slightly disappointed because I wanted to watch it.

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

the world is so big and beautiful

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

Tumblr isn't even a website to me it's like if my diary was a groupchat

😭sweet dreams Thomas 🤣😭