Obsessed with missions powered by guilt

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

what if we don't wanna be?

Stop saying “like” as a space filler in sentences. Use “reblog” instead.

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

Wait are iPhone bros coping because Apple has to be more universal? Lol.

Boo hoo i'll be able to add more physical storage to my phone and be able to change out batteries if they degrade as well as all these other optional features I won't have to touch

Continuing in the trend of political cartoons depicting milquetoast moderate positions seem so much cooler and more badass than they are

I love how they add totally absurd things no one is asking for to make the idea look crazy. And still, I must emphasize, failing to make this look like a bad idea.

"Is this what you want? Is this ugly stupid bullcrap what you want??" the biggest loudest idiot in the room asks, holding up a picture of the hottest looking shit I've ever seen

you’ve heard of vitamin B, now get ready for bee vitamins

they got married btw

got chased by a skeleton but when they caught me they just gave me a kiss and hug. turns out it was an xoskeleton.