TMA hell

I can't get over the fact that every single artist in the tma fandom draws Sasha in a different way. Like. I think that's great, don't get me wrong. It's just. I feel like there is something quite tragic about it. Especially considering *how* she died. How even we as the audience don't really know what she looked like.

on the subject of gnc jon dressing kind of like a grandma when he’s going for comfort, do you ever think he walks into the institute one day wearing an outfit that could have belonged to gertrude once and elias’s heart stops for a full ass second until he registers who it is

elias Sees an archivist with a gray haired bun, a big old sweater, and a floor length skirt enter the building and tosses his eyes into the nearest portrait so fast his elias body blacks out at his desk but it was just jon

i didnt realize the meme there said 16 fears i thought it said 18 and just assumed that gertrude was somehow 3 of jonahs fears

the real question for tma2 is whether or not jonny will manage to come up with any new names. my current prediction is that both main characters are going to be named some form of michael

They really were on another plane of existence when they made Martin Blackwood. Truly the character of all time

He's queer. He's fat. He writes bad poetry. He has no degree and lies his way into a job he has no qualifications for. He manages to succeed at said job for 7 years with no one noticing anything. He has a crush on his boss who wishes he would die on a daily basis. He makes said boss fall in love with him AND elope with him to another country. He will openly tell you any emotion he is feeling at any time and you will never learn a single thing about his personal life. He watches his boyfriend kill someone and goes "huh, that was hot" and then encourages him to do it again. He had mommy issues. He has daddy issues. His suggestions for improvements of his workplace include "less murder" and "fire." His first instinct at encountering the guy who woke his boyfriend up from a coma is to kill him. He has no middle name. His one unambiguous description is that he's "not cool." He regularly fantasizes about murdering his other boss and making out with his boyfriend over his corpse. How does anyone else ever compare

"he's so babygirl coded" (he has killed so many people. and he will kill more)

he lived. served cunt. died. got resurrected. served even more cunt

the tma fandom collectively shitting their hivemind pants at a couple of eye emojis from The Magnus People is so entertaining to witness. i think what’s even more fun is that this isn’t a marketing stunt, because why in the world would this draw in new fans, but rather it’s only really marketed to and exciting the fans that have been sitting here for year waiting for new content. and By God is it working

congrats on the uhhhh eyeballs to. all y’all magnus archives fans out there. i think

they release s5 again and everything is exactly the same but now there are kissing noises

[Audio transcript: A compilation of Jon Sims from TMA saying “what?” in varying tones ranging between confusion, distress, dismay, exhaustion, disgust, annoyance, desperation, and anger. Sometimes he asks full questions or makes other noises, but mostly he just says “What?” End transcript]