Beetle Bastard

”all language is approximation” believers when my autistic ass finally weaves together the exact right linguistic phrase that conveys pure information and shatters qualia as we know it

Your eyes shine a very painful green light. You are odorous and pungent. You are loved.

Something something great gatsby

I never read it, is there a fucking bog witch in the great Gatsby?

Ye. She hatches out of a giant egg borne of the blood and ash of the poor and her glowing green eyes lure this one rich fuck into the great big salty bog just outside his house. She's a role model

I finally understand the appeal of the great gatsby

Wow wtf HIV/AIDS was discovered by Flossie Wong-Staal, an Chinese-American woman, and she’s the reason the HIV test even exists. AND THEN she invented the molecular knife that lead to treatments for HIV/AIDS. And she’s STILL ALIVE. We don’t hear about the contributions of Women of Color enough, my word. Madness.

you can always tell a major breakthrough is made by a woman, a woc or any poc because it’s either completely ignored or never credited like it just happened by itself

Ppl who say they like bubble tea but dont like milk tea + tapioca.......... enjoy your Juice

Have a friend who ordered a diet coke with tapioca pearls in it one day in 2022 and havent stopped thinking abt it since. Bones if youre reading this youre not getting into heaven.

inshallah he will be drank

Cats fucking love lanolin (naturally occurring on sheep's wool, secreted by their skin) so it's possible that whatever brand of wool you buy doesn't strip all the lanolin off during processing. The majority of wools will have as much stripped out as possible but it depends on what you buy and where/how it was processed.

injustice! this is sun glitter caused by a coot. say her name

there’s something very beautiful about being able to try again tomorrow

I have been trying tomorrow for the past 3 years

and you still have tomorrow to try again