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sorry, this will be deleted but right now i just gotta say: a big fuck you to every single health care worker who says a weight out loud when they make you step on a scale. fuck you, badly, and may you get a cramp in your foot

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no amount of monetization or algorithm favoritism will have me call it unalive or seggs or grape
generally speaking if doing something makes an advertiser angry you should do it and keep doing it
coloured the sandy/proto dance from a while back using some of my favourite colours
[ id: proto, a tall brown skinned young man with long features, blue eyes, and black hair is wearing suspenders with a grey shirt and black tie. he stares down, locking eyes with sandy, a shorter man wearing a suit, striped waistcoat and shirt in varying shades of gold. they are both smiling and dancing, and sandy projects an otherworldly golden glow. there is a field of stylized tea roses breaking to a blue background . end id.]
sometimes water tastes so good and you drink it in such a ferociously passionate way that you frighten yourself

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i don't think i've seen any post about this moment, but it stuck out to me. something about the way vox asks, the fact that he is asking at all.
then when charlie responds that she believes anyone can be redeemed, he glitches out and his expression changes and he looks. strained.
vincent. mr cult leader. vox. what are you hiding.
hi, hello!! recovering catholic who lives along the bible belt and has seen a LOT of religious trauma first hand here to share an informed opinion
i would bet that vox was rejected from a strict religion and told he was beyond redemption. it's not uncommon for someone like that to cast around for something that relieves their pain, and in vox's case, this led to creating his cult
charlie's earnest response flips the narrative in his head - if anyone can be redeemed, where was this when he needed it in his life? where was this understanding? where was this compassion?
[ id: a picture of charlie frowning, with vox looming over her. it reads "how 'bout one more question for the road, princess?". the next picture is vox with a mean smile asking "do you think i could be redeemed?". the third picture shows vox with a much more strained, crooked smile, eyes narrowed, eyebrows drawn into a frown. end id. ]
if you ever want to know what chronic conditions are like, google how to re-set a disjointed hip and realize there are people who are allowed to scream when it hurts - which is apparently a lot for "normal" people - and you have just been contemplating whether it's worth it to schedule a doctor's visit over bc you've been having to adjust one leg so you can walk without a cane
*uses an em dash and a colon in the same sentence* we're done when i say we're done.
[ id: a four panel comic. the first has a person in medieval clothing dramatically sighing as they lean back on a chaise. in the distance, a larger figure is in the doorway; they yell "my liege!". the second panel has the figure with short, dark hair dressed as a knight holding the other person's hand. they say "what has happened?". the third panel has a closer crop of the noble, pressing an arm across their head. they say "no one noticed my earrings". the last panel shows the knight, ready to draw their sword and saying: "the new ones?". end id. ]
bro, does this party have perfectly ripe summer heirloom tomatoes or do we need to pregame?

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"that's oddly specific!" i live in a world of such detail it would melt your mind
it continues to be funny to me that vampire lore with needing a welcome into a house is still a thing. like. didn't immediately create a cowboy vampire. just lasso their bitch ass right out the door! problem solved!!
i'm missing bg3 so have some sketches of my durge, dra'at (they/she). their body was made as part of a pact between bhaal and lolth. they were raised in menzoberranzan by a priestess of lolth in one of the family temples. they left to resurrect the temple of bhaal
they failed to realize orin's contempt was genuine, and were actually very fond. considering the circumstances of their childhood in the underdark, they thought your siblings trying to murder you was just kinda normal
The problem with having a child with an attorney that has spoken to the child like an adult since birth is that she's 4 years old and she's negotiating the order in which we're going to complete tasks as a family to best suit her idea of an ideal day.
Penny: We go home, we play the mirror game, we have dessert, we play more games, we have fun deal?
Me: Okay well actually we're going to go home, have dinner, then dessert, then we can play your video game, then tubby then bed
Penny: Okay no tubby, games first, deal?
Me: This is not - what is happening right now?
Penny: Dada?
Dada: Arbitration?
Penny: DEALS!
Every single thing in our lives has become a negotiation and it is frankly ridiculous as it is hilarious.
Penny: I want to use bare foot when we go outside
Me: I didn't know we were going outside but you have to wear shoes girl
Penny: okay but what about I use bare foot's but at Penny's house? This deal?
Me: you know what yeah fine if you agree to not fight about shoes when we leave the house you can be barefoot in the back yard, deal.
Penny: -sticks her hand out expectantly- we deal?
I think I just made a verbal contract with a 4 year old.
She's attempting to establish evidence I think
Penny: but I want to go shool pwease
Dada: okay well it is 8pm, so you have to go to sleep now
Penny: okay but I see my fwiends at shool now please, deal?
Dada: Darling no one is at school, all your friends are asleep as well.
Penny: all Penny's fwiends are sweep? What about we... get in Dadas car and check to see watch them sweep, yes deal?
Dada: I cannot begin to explain to you why that can not happen
The great thing about being beholden to Penny the Deals Warlock is that she is also beholden to the art of the deal
Me: (watching Penny scoot her step stool over to where we keep the candy jar): hey honey we're literally walking out the door to go get dinner, maybe we wait on the candy okay?
Penny: Oh but I will have some candy?
Me: Why don't you come have some mac and cheese and then when we get home you can have some candy, deal?
Penny: (running out the door) oh, yes this is deals!
We are visiting my family and Papa has quickly had to pay patronage to Penny the Deals Warlock
Papa: (yesterday morning, when Penny was a little grumpy) What about you come downstairs and we'll have some waffles and then tomorrow Papa will take you to the Diner in town for breakfast?
Penny: (extending her tiny hand to a VERY confused man) this is deal?
Papa: (not knowing hes entering a literal contract) uhm yeah deal.
-smash cut to 6:30 AM this morning-
Penny (running down the hallway in bare feet) 👹BREAKFAST DEALS👹
@monstrousproductions doyino household in action!
[ id: two cats with their fronts burst through upper panels of a shoji screen. they are both looking to the camera. based on the open doorway to the left and torn upper panels to the right of the cats, they tore through because they were playing, not because they needed to get in. the cat on the left is also making a stinky face. end id. ]

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isn't it funny waking up, i mean when my eyes are closed i have no compass so you could just be in the room over maybe you're learning how to be quiet or making something cinnamon scented my body, irrelevant at least before light before wakefulness, productivity, before leisure, before any pain in the other room you might be singing maybe i should, too eyes and mouth open
service industry conditions
[ id: a yellow sign bordered by white. to the left stands a simplified person from the torso up. in the middle of the black outline, there is a yellow starburst. above this person is a massive black rectangle reading "restricted area" in yellow text. beneath this and to the right of the human figure, black text reads "a human soul cannot remain in tact past this point". end id. ]