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Popping up again to say that the Tumblr purge didn't kill me, I've moved over to @kritozune !

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step one:Ā
artemis fowl movie:
failed step one
The casting call for Artemis Fowl described him as a boy with a āfun-loving, open heartā so you knew before they even landed their eyes on the first mediocre white person the movie was irretrievably fucked
The casting call described him as what now
last i checked back in 6th grade, artemis was a fuckin dick of a child
āemotional intelligenceā artemis fowl literally would rather die than express an emotion
im pretty sure he actually has on multiple occassions
im reblogging this again because i just remembered that artemis fowl hates being a Human Being With Feelings so much that he emotionally and mentally devastated *several* psychologists so badly that they gave up the profession, just because he didnāt want to admit that his father being declared dead and his mother falling into severe untreated mental illness such that she couldnāt recognize him on most days might, maybe, have upset him a little.
Please spread the word that enrollment for health care ends Dec 15. #obamacare
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Wait, if article 13 goes trough, does that mean that almost all the videos that already has been uploaded will be blocked from Europe as well? Even though they got uploaded before the article even existed?Ā
Yep! Everything would be liable at that pointĀ
ONCE AGAIN, for those of you who donāt know, hereās just a few good ways to help the fight against Article 13!
You can sign this official petition, which is REALLY CLOSE to hitting 4.5 Million Signatures! https://www.change.org/p/european-parliament-stop-the-censorship-machinery-save-the-internet?recruiter=899280973&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=psf_combo_share_abi.pacific_abi_gmail_send.variation.pacific_abi_select_all_contacts.fake_control.pacific_email_copy_en_us_3.control.pacific_email_copy_en_gb_3.control.lightning_share_by_medium.share_by_medium.lightning_2primary_share_options.variant
Or even better! You can go to these links and send a pre-made letter to your MEP! All you have to do is enter your name, surname and country!Ā These are also VERY close to their goal of signatures! https://www.liberties.eu/en/campaigns/copyright-online-censorship-europe-campaign/293 https://www.liberties.eu/en/campaigns/protect-free-speech-campaign-online-censorship/249
ALL OF THESE LINKS FOR UK AND US CITIZENS + OTHER COUNTRIES!
If you want more information, go here https://saveyourinternet.eu/
I cannot stress enough just how important it is that we fight back against this ridiculous law. If Article 13 goes through, we will no longer be able to make, share or see any transformative artwork ever again. This includes memes, parodies, fanart, fanfiction, Letās Plays, AMVs, fan-made merchandise, AND SO MUCH MORE!
Your favourite YouTubers who are based in the EU (Jacksepticeye, Dan and Phil, Tomska, KickthePJ, PewDiePie, Dodie, Pixpit, and soooo many more!) will no longer have their content available to you simply because they live in the wrong country.
AND WORST OF ALL! So many businesses and people, especially artists, will no longer be able to continue their jobs because their work might be filtered due to copyright infringement.
And who knows, you might not be able to talk your mutuals/internet friends anymore either.
This is why I continue to reblog and spread awareness about this issue anywhere I could because for SO many of us the internet is our home. It has provided us with information, communities, relationships and more, all of which have drastically changed our lives for the better. Just think of how many friends youāve made by joining fandoms and sharing memes and fanart and writing fanfiction! I wouldnāt have been in such wonderful communities if I hadnāt seen Jackās content, or played games or ANYTHING!
So please, I urge you to spread this news around! Talk to your friends and family about this issue and urge them to sign the petitions! If you live in the EU, I urge you to call your MEP if you can! And if youāre a UK/US or any other citizen, then PLEASE go to these links and sign everything!
If we want to keep our home, then we need to work together. You have the ability to change this for the better, even if itās really small. I donāt care what any edgleord cynic has to say about the issue, you CAN fight back and you CAN lend your voice. These people will not and should not go through with their plans when millions of people are objecting to this bullshit law.
once again, spread the word and call your MEP.
Tax billionaires 50% minimum.
its wild to me that there are people out there who can actually complain about getting bad service. like, did you know if your package is late on amazon prime and you contact customer service theyāll give you a free month of Prime and a five dollar credit? ANY time that one of your packages is late? because I sure as fuck didnāt! I never thought to complain! an amazon employee could come in my house and beat me with a hammer and iād just sit there and be likeĀ āits ok, itās like this sometimes, i understand. the holidays can be stressful. i get it.āĀ
did you know itās possible to complain about service errors without being angry? you can even be friendly and nice about it!
āhey, so i think i got someone elseās chicken fingers, i ordered the quesadilla. oh, the cook misread the order and has to remake it? ok, i dig, iāll wait. youāre offering me free breadsticks while i wait? sounds good, thanks!ā
DO speak up, DO be specific about the problem, DONāT be blamey or sarcastic or snippy. DO realize it may take time to fix the problem, DONāT turn down extra goods/services they offer to make it up to you.
mistakes happen. businesses have a procedure for fixing mistakes. apology items are part of that procedure; if you turn them down, it doesnāt look like youāre not mad, it looks like youāre too mad to accept their apology but too confrontation-shy to say so. i promise that when you accept the free breadsticks your server heaves a secret sigh of relief.
iām so happy for her
Iām happy sheās back

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Controversial Truths About Ancient Egypt Masterpost
The pyramids were built by contemporary workers who received wages and were fed and taken care of during construction
The DenderaĀ ālightbulbā is a representation of the creation myth and has nothing to do with electricity
We didnāt findĀ āāācopper wiringāāā in the great pyramid either
Hatshepsut wasnāt transgender
The gods didnāt actually have animal heads
Hieroglyphs arenāt mysteriously magical; theyāre just a language (seriously we have shopping lists and work rosters and even ancient erotica)
The ancient Egyptian ethnicity wasnāt homogeneous
Noses (and ears, and arms) broke off statues and reliefs for a variety of reasons, none of which areĀ āthere is a widespread archaeological conspiracy to hide the Egyptian ethnicityā
The carvings at Abydos arenāt modern machines but recarvings over old carvings. Sure they look like them but if you can read hieroglyphs and know that Ramesses II will even usurp the carvings of his own father just to be a little shit
āNo soot on the ceilings and walls of the Dendera temple!ā is actually because of extensive restoration works and not because Egyptians were in on shit like Baghdad ābatteriesā
While the Egyptians were fine-ass astronomers they didnāt align any of their enormous and/or important buildings to modern star constellations, because constellations look very different now than they did ~5000 years agoĀ
The pyramid is the simplest, sturdiest shape with which to build and many different cultures discovered this in their own time. There were never any weird fish humans/aliens involved
The sphinx of Gizah is only an approximate 5000 years old; the 10,000 year/rain erosion nonsense is proven hokum
Speaking of that particular sphinx, the Napoleonic expedition is notĀ responsible for its missing nose
Akhenaten was not a āhereticā by contemporary standards
Ramses II appropriated a lot of his predecessorsā buildings/reliefs and isnāt really deserving of the epithet āthe Greatā
The Battle of Kadesh ended in a stalemate (twice)
While they had feline deities throughout their history, Egyptians didnāt actually worshipĀ cats themselves. This was a later Greek/Ptolemaeic addition
It was not, in fact, practice to shave off eyebrows after cats died; Herodotus lied about that
Herodotus lied about a lot of things and many misconceptions about ancient Egypt can be traced back to his Greek ass
I canāt believe I forgot my favourite Hill to Die On
Seth was not the god of āevilā, and despite his chaos providing a foil to order, he wasnāt completely villified until very late in Egyptian history, when he became associated with despised foreign enemies
Hats off to the few of you whoāre reblogging this with tags saying youāre going to check my claims later. You make me not entirely despair of this hellhole.
Here are some vetted Egyptological books/sources (that are by and large appropriate for a lay-audience) you can find most, if not all of the above:
Lehner, M., The Complete Pyramids
Wilkinson, R. H., The Complete Temples of Ancient Egypt
Hornung, E., The One and the Many: Conceptions of God in Ancient Egypt
Dunand, F. & Zivie-Coche, C., Gods and Men in Egypt
Kemp, B., Ancient Egypt: Anatomy of a Civilization
Bard, K., An Introduction to the Archaeology of Ancient Egypt
Stevenson Smith, W., The Art and Architecture of Ancient Egypt
Kitchen, K. A.,Ā The Life and Times of Ramesses II, King of Egypt
Sweeney, D., Sex and Gender (in Ancient Egypt)
McDowell, A. G., Village Life in Ancient Egypt:Ā Laundry Lists and Love Songs
Te Velde, H., Seth, God of ConfusionĀ
Guys do me a solid and reblog this version instead of continuously asking for sources on the other versions thanks
i wish somebody looked at me like the way he looked at that onion
InspiredĀ @connorsquarterĀ ās post
I feel like Iām playing the most suspenseful moment of a Bioshock game and this is the audio recording Iāve found in the bottom of a trash can
them: europeās police would never do the horrific things the united stateās does to its citizens
france:
belgium:
hungary:
fun story my brother (26 yo) and I (21yo) are biracial Chinese-Americans and we went to go see Incredibles 2 together. By the end of the short both of us were in tears, and while its easy to make me cry in a theater, I donāt think Iāve ever seen him get emotional.Ā
We both had kind of a strained relationship with our mom until around mid/post-college, and heās going to be moving out to start med school in the fall. Seeing this short hit home so well and a lot of people are arguing that itās not just for Chinese people.
Listen:
I love that all types of people can see what this short means to mothers and kids with similar relationships, and that the experience wasnāt only for Chinese people. I get it, I really do.Ā
But there were scenes and parts included in this short that are. My Lao Lao (grandmother) lives across the country and speaks english but thereās still a bit of a barrier. Some of the memories i treasure most are her teaching me how to make dumplings, because she was teaching me about my culture without needing words. There are a ton of other subtle things that are very specific and shared experiences for lots of asian and asian american people. And a lot of them are unnoticed by the people who donāt know a lot about that culture.Ā
So the overall story was so sweet and definitely something non asian people can understand and empathize with, but they made sure to include things for Chinese people that makes it a very specific experience for us.Ā

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This is so fucking wack
You guys really just hate any woman using her sexuality to make money. Youāll consume all her media for free but the moment she wants something in return yāall get spiteful and way outta pocket about it. The whole ābut Snapchat doesnāt allow adult content!ā is fucking weak because Iām sure yāall still posting ass and thirst traps constantly.
I donāt even know how this alone would be an act of tax fraud, you have no idea what income she reports, but the fact that yāall feel SO strongly about this shit that you try to fuck up peopleās livelihoods for the laughs is garbage. I hope the next time yāall need any assistance everyone spits in your face.
Itās been awful on Facebook. Men would go and harass women who do sex work. And start posting edgy memes and saying really disgusting shit. And these are the same ones that are like āI respect all women! Why donāt they like me!?ā š
the sites that we use to sell our content TAX US . iāve sent in the tax forms on more than one occasion .
and of course they arenāt out there reporting their weed guy to the irs. itās pure hatred of women
The incel army CANāT report you to the IRS even if they wanted to.
Thatās great! But please, still boost the other version of this post around as the man āreportingā her is a pedophile whoās made advances towards young girls.
Shout out to all my straight sisters Iām so sorry š
Jesus, leave his ass.
We learn fast to be very kind and attentive, tho.
My mom, who got her degree in Marriage and Family Counseling when she was 60, says studies show that women will sometimes sometimes leave a long term relationship to live on their own for a while before seeking a new relationship, but men will almost never leave a long term relationship without having a new relationship either in progress or just beginning.Ā They donāt want to give up the caretaker they have without another one on deck or in the wings.
This is so sad
This isnt cute or quirky. This means hes a fucking hopeless user
Please date a man who actually acts like an adult.
Ok I lived with my ex for 2 years and he literally wouldnāt be able to get his own food if I wasnāt at home, Iād get home from work and heād be angry at me for āmaking him starveā
My current partner has lived on his own for 8 years and the absolute most I have to help him with is maybe sending him $20 so he can make a bill payment on time
It made me realise for 2-4 years I wasnāt a girlfriend I was a fucking mother
Men who have been independent are capable of reverting if given the slightest excuse. When we married, my ex husband was 10 years older than me and had lived on his own for 8ish years. Yet (and I allowed this until I finally got fed up and took us to counseling) I did 80% of the cooking, because I was better at it. Same with the cleaning, shopping, social planning, etc.
After I left, in the first six months I got texts or calls asking me to please tell him:
The online banking password (dude, I left you, you should really change that)
Where I ordered his special-wecial organic underwear
Where the good cutting board was (my dad gave it to us at our wedding, genius, I took it with me along with the rest of the stuff from my family)
What brand butter we bought
What brand of local kielbasa we bought
Who his doctor was
What RMV office had the shortest lines
Where the old tax returns were (in the fucking box labeled tax returns)
The phone number for his best friend
I shit you not.
Then he had a heart attack (mild) and none of his family or friends were around to take him to the hospital. But instead of calling 911, he called me, who by then lived 45 minutes away. He lived 5 minutes from an EMS dispatch location. He called me, despite the fact that he didnāt believe me 8 months prior when I was feeling suicidal and I had to call a cab to go alone to check myself into the hospital for a 72-hour hold. I told him to call 911, hung up on him when he whined about āmaking a fussā, called 911, called his siblings and then texted them āyour brother is having a heart attack, I called 911 for him, come home,ā and washed my hands of it.
Emotionally vacant men who wonāt do household labor or emotional labor are not Nazis, but they arenāt good people, either, and you donāt have to put up with their shit.
Millennial women of Tumblr, please read this post.
And then please: make the decision for yourself to never stay with a man who expects you to be his mother and servant.