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sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

There's always a moment of intense cultural whiplash whenever I realize I'm talking to someone who thinks "legal" and "illegal" are meaningful categories and ascribes innate goodness to following the law. It's like meeting a space alien.

God sometimes I'm writing smut and I'll like, delete a sentence because I'm like, no, I can't write that. It's too indulgent. And then it's like. Girl, what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins. Get real.

"what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins" is honestly the thing I needed to hear today

ⓘ This creature HATES the usage of generative artificial intelligence.

I hate that the "x reader" or "x Y/N" style of fanfic has become sooooo popular, partially because it's just not for me and partially because they clog general non-fic related tags and those authors seem allergic to the "read more" function on this website, but ALSO because I believe that you should have to go through the trouble of creating an absolutely batshit self-insert character, with a backstory that makes no sense and a name that doesn't really gel with the aesthetics of the universe. Legolas and Aragorn should be in a love triangle with Kylie, the angsty sixteen year old half-human half-elf and inexplicable tenth member of the Fellowship. Do the WORK. If everyone was doing "Y/N" nonsense back in the day, there would be no Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, or probably Bella Swan. These are important women. They deserve to be named, confusingly and with no regard for the fictional world they inhabit.

the hunger games (all books, and all movies) are, in its core, orpheus and eurydice's tale in different variations. the way the characters go through the hunger games (literally hell) for the sake of the people that they love, and even when they win its not enough to save anyone. because its the things that we love that destroys us, right? its the way that they are always looking back that condemn them.

Oh i hate you, why did you have to point this out to me

not using AI genuinely feels like the rest of the world is experiencing some kind of mass amnesia. if someone says they never use it, the immediate response is that can't be true because "everyone" uses it to write their emails or answer their questions. saw a comment suggesting that not using chatgpt to write an essay is "like the 90s". girl I graduated in 2021 and we weren't doing that! how is it that everyone has suddenly forgotten that they were entirely capable of doing these things all by themselves for their entire lives up until the past few years!! am I going crazy!!!

Hibiscus flavored anything in the U.S. tastes like perfume. I order hibiscus flavored food and drink items because I love sorrel & hibiscus tea and it’s such a rare flavor in the U.S. that I forget that it tastes like shit by the next time I order myself what I think will be a nice little hibiscus drink. It’s never nice. It is not the refreshing, tart and delicious flavor of hibiscus, it tastes like perfume. From a bottle. It tastes like accidentally getting hit in the mouth with your cousin’s Victoria Secret body spray back in 2006. It is not hibiscus flavored, it is sobbing at a sleepover in 7th grade flavored. I never learn. I’m sure I’ve made this post before because I love hibiscus and keep naively ordering hibiscus flavored items and suffering for it.

keep thinking about how I wrote in my dissertation about how every time a new form of public/social space emerges it's immediately popular with kids and teenagers who see it as a chance at freedom and then adults colonise it and kick them out. this happened with malls in the 80s and diners in the 50s and pool halls in the 20s. my dad was doing research on this trend in like 1975. and I was like "yeah so this is going to happen to the internet" and then five years later every government suddenly decided to ban kids from everywhere online. I hate being right especially when I don't even get paid for it

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Sometimes I still hear my voice

Quit Telling Everyone Im Dead

ok. enough of all that. now lets go to bed everyone. follow me

has anyone noticed that after the porn ban of 2018 tumblr was essentially killed from the mainstream and everyone flocked to other social media sites like twitter and meta. then those sites got enshittified to where twitter became Nazi Central and meta sites had an entire meme around getting “zucced” aka mark zuckerberg himself would ban you for saying a no-no word like fuck. and then the mainstream shifted to tiktok where infamous toddlerspeak sentences like “he got unalived by a pew pew” were born because if you once again say a no-no word like kill or gun or any other word that isn’t corporate i mean kid friendly then the algorithm will bury your post into the ground. and somehow we’ve come full circle and tumblr is now the most bearable social media site because although we can’t have female presenting nipples we can at least talk to each other like adults. has anyone noticed that at all or is it just me and the flaming skull