nobecausecheese

does bra stand for ‘boob restraining apparatus”

it does now. 

aidan is the future

it is and always will be ‘battle ready armor’

official boob post

ages 19 to 25 really is the tunnel sequence in the 70s Willy Wonka movie. and you’re the chicken getting beheaded

slamming the big red button on my desk labeled "bweh" over and over again to no discernible effect

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

this site used to be awesome

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

aw what the hell change my leitmotif to a minor key im not driving

​still genuinely might be the best own ive ever seen in my fucking life

so last year during a period of intense suicidal depression i made this necklace that i always wear, right, and the thing is it's genuinely brought me a lot of comfort and relief and i've developed a strong sentimental attachment to it, to the point that i can inarguably state that it's had a net positive effect on my mental wellbeing. however i did now just have to stop to almost throw up laughing because i realised that i've succumbed to the amulet.