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tom felton would not look into the mirror of erised because he would see himself with thousands of dogs and would be wanting to adopt them all, same

#lmpo #tom felton #draco malfoy #harry potter

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Draco: “Professor Snape, did you ever have a crush on someone?”

Snape: “Not someone, something... your skull if you don’t mind your business.”

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Harry: “Your head is so shiny.”

Voldemort: …

Harry: *smacks Voldemort’s head*

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Ron: I only have 69 cents

Draco: oh, you know what that means

Ron: *crying* I don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets

#lmpo #harry potter #harry potter funny #hp #voldemort #severus snape

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#lmpo #harry potter #harry potter funny #hp #weasley #molly weasley #bellatrix lestrange

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Kidnapper: I have one of your children.

Molly: Which one, I have seven.

Kidnapper: The loud, annoying, rowdy kid who never shuts up.

Molly: Which one, I have seven.

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Harry: “Don’t be an asshole.”

Voldemort: “Excuse me?”

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gryffindor: bonfires, dancing alone in your room at midnight, coffee stains, steaming showers, can be a bit socially awkward, licorice, jean jackets, photograph sessions with friends, road trips, sunrises, animal lovers

hufflepuff: determined, leather jackets, earphones, works hard and smart, sarcastic smirks, treats people with kindness, blasting music, respects rules, constantly sends memes to their friends, not afraid to stand up for what’s right

ravenclaw: inspired by nature, scrunchies, bullshits an entire essay and still gets a high grade, really messy, oversized hoodies, artistic, goes to coffee shops for the aesthetics, loves reading fantasy books, street smart, random facts

slytherin: very emotional but doesn’t show it, houseplants, old cottages in the woods, probably an artist, cries during sad movie scenes but won’t admit it, loves hiking in the forests, greek mythology, easily embarrassed, sharp minded

#i really am a slytherin huh

im having a harry potter marathon with my boyfriend and he just discovered he has actually never seen deathly hallows part 1 im crying

#he did see part 2 tho

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hear me out on this one, world of warcraft but its harry potter

#this needs to happen #harry potter #world of warcraft

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Slytherin: you are touching me

Hufflepuff: it’s called a hug

Slytherin: I’m hating it

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Harry, to the tune of Final Countdown: IT’S A MENTAL BREAKDOWN

Draco: *off key kazoo*

Hermione, into a walkie talkie: there appears to be no signs of intelligent life here

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Ice Skating

Hufflepuff: Hey Slytherin, do you want to go ice skating?

Slytherin: Yeah, let me just grab my knife shoes.

Hufflepuff: Di-did you just refer to ice skates as "knife shoes"?

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