idk why i thought no loads refused road trip meant like a trucker helping people load stuff with their truck

men who like to watch themselves fuck in the mirror is ladies

i never really get happy at other people’s misery except when i see a girl out with her boyfriend but that’s less of a laughing at someone miserable and more of a i’m so happy that’s not me

anytime someone mentions adderall i perk up like it’s a mutual friend

had a dream i was abducted by aliens and put on an alien makeover show and i ended up getting body dysmorphia but for like the malleability of my skin and the viscosity of my primordial fluid

that person that was like gay guys be like i’m wet baby that’s just shit. me teaching oomf that squirt isn’t anything like baby that’s just pee

bangs and glasses of any kind just a perfect disguise i’m like superman except my two sides are just for taking pictures or going to the store

i have a theory that high schoolers from 20 years ago looked older bc they weren’t as malnourished but idk

idk why all this talk about cooper hoffman playing cyclops had me thinking he would be in some kind of odyssey sequel or possible extended version that no one has yet seen

i don’t like benny safdie as an actor i’m not sorry

is there a troll under the bridge because you have to pay a toll… pay the toll to the troll………

YUM = yu ugly mutherfucker