@gutterqueer

terfs b like You Will Never Look Like This

It’s the same in Irish! bóín Dé!

in hebrew it’s “our rabbi moses’s cow”

Oh I love this news!!!!

Multiple cultures upon seeing a ladybug for the first time: “Who’s cow is this????”

just chewed on my lip until it bled and my mom said it’s okay it will heal in a few days. painfully reminded the body really does just heal itself over and over again. theres somebody whos been trying to save me all along and its me

one thing about me is that im a wiggler. you can count on me to squirm. even writhe, when the occasion calls for it.

hey i was caramelizing your boyfriend and he uh. he stuck to the pan. yeah i didn’t deglaze it enough and he’s really burnt on there. i mean we can soak him for a while and see if we can scrape him up but i’m not optimistic. sorry.

Wow everyone is going through it. Hold my hand

my glasses are fagging up

Remember to always be unethically androgynous

you gotta be as gay as possible on the computer otherwise alan turing died for nothing

woag! i didnt know that and i already forgoted what you told me