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Everyone needs emotional support purple tiefling. Even another purple tiefling
Let me tell you a story about a young farmer who turned into a graceful dancer with a keen mind and who became my best friend.
While I'm talking about understated moments from the liveshow, let's talk about Frumpkin. Caleb notably frees Frumpkin from familiarhood at the end of Campaign 2, before the timeskips, after the Mighty Nein have just battled Trent Ikithon at the Blooming Grove. In his brief Campaign 3 appearance, Caleb says, "Well, it has been a number of years since we've had Frumpkin along." That's the most recent in-game mention of him. It's very possible that there was an offscreen reunion sometime between then and now, but I like the idea that there wasn't. Because that means that here in Projekt Funball, having not called on him in the years since their farewell, Caleb is in trouble and he desperately and instinctively reaches out to his dear once-familiar: "FRUMPKIN I NEED YOU!" And instantly Frumpkin is there, like nothing has changed. We don't know the exact circumstances, but I like to think an echo of their old link is still there even if the obligation is not, and so when Frumpkin comes this time it is of his own accord, as a friend who has heard the panicked cry of someone he loves.
The corrupted tower scene of Caleb's childhood at his family's cottage also gives Frumpkin what might be his very first look at the original Frumpkin, who is his namesake and the exact shape of the wound in Caleb's heart that a familiar was first meant to fill. Liam narrates Frumpkin looking at his shadowy original in particular: "Frumpkin, sitting on your shoulder, sits up at attention and cocks his head." This is firstly Liam helping the players understand that this scene is of is Bren's childhood, since OG Frumpkin is there, but it also serves as a genuine reaction. Jester asks, "Is that you, Frumpkin?" and the previously vocal Frumpkin says nothing. And then he watches OG! Frumpkin burn. Woof. (meow?).
There wasn't time in the liveshow format to really sit with his presence, but I like to think this is the start of a new rapport & that we may possibly see Frumpkin again in future Caleb Widogast appearances.

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“you support gay rights so you must be gay”
i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you
turns out i am gay
holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type
Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!
he was a llama
a llama?! he’s supposed to be dead!
Ep32 doodles!
Situation from this post
Molly is anti-stress

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I need these fuckers to relax for five seconds. Tyranny take them to a rave or smthin god damn.
being doomed by the narrative is cool and all but i like when a character is doomed just by being a fucking idiot. sorry that happened to you but it is entirely your own fault and you could have just chosen to not do all that
Reenactor throws a spear at a drone
What a time to be alive.
“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.
The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.
Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)
I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it
just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone
Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll
a rough translation of inscription on the runestone:
On the seventh day of May in the year of 2016 on hither spot the mighty warrior Ulf hath slain a dragon with his spear.
so yeah, happy birthday to this dragon-slaying event and to it only
Happy Ulf Hath Slain A Dragon With His Spear!
10 years!!
I'm going to have a one-shot dnd session in a few weeks. So, I made my faetouched, diviner wizard son, yipppee. That's his flying snake daughter, do not separate.

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Veth calling Caleb the best dunamancer indicates to me 1) she is aware of this particular pedantry in the Widogast-Thelyss household and 2) she uses it to piss Essek off specifically. And I love that for her
#projekt funball spoilers#beacon spoilers#cr spoilers#also laughing about the widogast-thelyss household#purely cuz it just made me think of how petty and pedantic the publication author order debate has to be over there#you just know this is a whole thing every time#and surely there are different standards in the empire vs the dynasty that they both think are better than the other @essektheylyss
#they are arguing over citation methods and author order and how to label a figure#it is horrible and there are no survivors#and Veth is out here suggesting Fantasy Chicago just to spice things up @artificialhaunting
NOT FANTASY CHICAGO 😂😂😂😂
My headcanon is that Essek and Caleb publish a lot of papers individually as well, including opinion letters roasting each other's works. Just a never-ending passive aggressive back and forth for the rest of academia to see. However, Essek has to publish all his stuff under multiple different pseudonyms, so it looks like Caleb Widogast, PhD in Transmutation, is single-handedly picking fights with a whole slew of dunamancers if not the entire field of dunamancy. He is a legend amongst PhD students. Essek and Caleb fuck nasty in the tower whenever they publish a paper.
i wanna coffee shop au where cad actually only drinks tea and also is not interested in any kind of romantic relationship (like he is), but he comes with fjord sometimes and takes cocoa or hot chocolate or smth like that and half of the staff just keeps looking at him cause he's fucking HANDSOME and BEAUTIFUL and nice and perfect (as if fjord himself wasn't enough :D)
and everybody's nice and understanding and they all become friends and happy end