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laura: no, i completely trust ashley johnson.

ashley: i do not

you know. the same lil dude who, for a moment, turned out to be more scary than a robot with the weapon and fucking mean-looking punching walls earth genasi

liam: can i assist just by looking sweet?

i'm not saying that vox machina was bad or something, no, i've enjoyed that experience too, i just think i like bells hells much more. again, at least so far, i only vaguely know what to expect in the future

orym: punch that person before i stab them please

ashton: you got it, mr innocent face :D

i am actually kinda scared, spoilers sound CRAZY but we'll see

because a) they are cool i want to be friends with them but they are way above my league and also not real and b) well they are old and smart enough to know for sure that something's up and to have their own thoughts about it

imagine your dad picking up the sword of his dead brother and leaving you both to live together with one of your moms for a while right after the funeral ceremony. and then he comes late for the burial itself, bringing with him a not-so-close-to-the-family-itself friend and the smell of sewers. and then, for one of you, your professor (the friend in question btw) just kinda forces you to an internship program without asking and you just go with it. AND THEN there's a fucking assassination attempt right at the gala originally organized just to celebrate the theater and your dad ofc sends you all home immediately and after that never explains what went wrong. and also your dad is clearly constantly worried about something, everything, no matter how hard he hides it behind his work and smiles and other stuff. oh yeah and then everything concerning the museum, the theater itself, the bunch of weird people your dad now is apparently talking with etc. (hello angel in halovar's basement information)

boy i would be TALKING. and speculating A LOT. and these girls are not the type who would be scared, they more likely are curious . this is like the potential for a late night dialogue, a very good one. with the discussion about how stupid adults are sometimes

like yeah that was nuts, i have nothing to add

i totally get why hal is so beloved by many now that i see more of his interactions with other characters. like if he smiled at me i would've given him everything i could because well look at him he's such a nice man??

and he doesn't look stereotypically charismatic, but people do listen to him and adore him because there's just something about his presence that's kinda disarmingly charming

at first it almost seems as though he does that naturally, without any effort, but i think it is also obvious that it is a very careful deliberate decision at his part. doesn't mean he's not sincere of course, pretty much is for the most part. just means he would continue the play no matter what, as far as it gets him what he needs at the moment

and DAMN that's good. halandil fang is a guy i would put my faith in, even if he didn't know what the fuck to do. if anything, because he didn't know what the fuck to do, cause that is very honest and relatable at the very least

just

wow

(he also has dad jokes how can you resist)