Nix

where are my headphones I can’t see without my headphones

I feel like having wings violently burst out of your back would just feel really good. Like itd feel awful but also itd feel really satisfying.

Torterra.....

The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is

Which will fade first? Memories of the Area 51 "raid", or memories of Internet Explorer?

not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.

on it boss

trapped in the catacombs boss

chatgpt didn’t invent the emdash and they can’t fucking have it. it’s mine.

🫵 STOP! you are doomscrolling. tell me your favorite animal instead

Lord pls someone rp with me

Wow thanks Mark that’s so kind of you totally what I needed what an honor W H Y YOU WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO SEE THAT

IM NOT ON A PODIUM MARK OR BIM OR WHOEVER YOU ARE PLEASE STOP IM TERRIFIED OUT OF ALL THE THINGS I POST YOU SEE T H I S

I just wanna go home please let me go home I don’t want this anymore

NO PLEASE MARK NO STOP I DON’T WANT THIS MARK NO PLEASE AH FUCK OH MY GOD I AM GOING TO D I E

getting northern licked by a northern flicker

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

thanks for ruining my post jackass

(￣^￣ﾒ)＼✿ "Fine, I'ma keep ya damn flower.“  

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats