can't i just sit down for once?

can everyone start writing fic about the hyperniche ship only i'm interested in. please.

whoopss sorry i slipped up and hinted at the great darkness that roils within me. won't happen again

being single sucks [remembers that romantic love isnt the gleaming beacon of salvation that will fix the chasm within me] #mychasm #isupportmychasm [remembers not to trivialize my emotions] but it is painful to never have been deemed worthy of that kind of lasting love [remembers how many incels there are] but honestly you should be totally self-sufficient and never want anything ever [remembers that im evil] im evil

there’s just something so awesome about a character you love getting really badly hurt

IT’S GOING TO BE OKAY. THAT IS A THREAT AND A PROMISE.

I looove when food is in a bowl. Frequently plates are being brought out and I'm thinking this could've been a bowl meal but nobody gets it

Making "oog. Waugh. 🥺" kinds of noises after being reminded of a very basic fact about blorbo I already knew

i love to have a hobby

my hobby is looking at two guys and saying Now whats all this then

The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?

i am Thinkimg . about the Character. and listening to a Song. i a m sure this will not have repercussions

being at work while your personal life is falling apart has to be among the top 3 worst human experiences. You’re at your absolute lowest and someone wants to circle back on an email…… unreal