Get Out Of Me Face

Destroy the idea that tattoos make you trashy

Destroy the idea that white ppl with tattoos are edgy and poc with tattoos are dangerous

off-topic but the scene in icarly where her grandpa wants to take her bc he doesn’t think spencer is a responsible enough guardian and spencer arrives just as they’re about to leave with her inhaler bc he kept it in case she ever needed it even though she hadn’t had an asthma attack in years is the best and most poignant scene in media to this day

yall can make fun of slam poems all you want but I’ve never felt more powerful than listening to women yell about their trauma to strangers

a lot of the difference between people who like slam poetry and people who hate slam poetry is comprised of whether you’ve heard slam poetry used constructively as a platform for the voices of the oppressed and those who would otherwise not have ways to express their emotions, or, alternatively, just heard it used by boring untalented white dudes who want a license to complain about how Smartphones Are Literally The Devil

just gonna say this real quick, if you’re a pedophile apologist, pls unfollow thanks

You can support getting mentally ill people help without enabling said mentally ill people to harm others. I’d love for pedophiles to have treatment or even cures as options but unfortunately most of you seem more interested in putting yourself in direct contact with kids.

at least life wants to fuck me

GIMME U FACKIN MANEY

what;s the point of having animals if you won’t let them on the furniture, you stupid bitch

trust in the transformation you are about to go through

Imagine how much better the world would be if the harry potter books were never written

I get seething paragraphs from 30 year old wiccan terfs in my inbox at least twice a week because of this post

People often say they hope their deceased pet dog is chasing squirrels in doggy heaven… what did all of those squirrels do to deserve an afterlife of torment?

Dog heaven is also squirrel hell it’s a very efficient system.

i can’t stop fucking laughing at the thought of squirrels sinning so much in the mortal plane that they have to be sent to squirrel hell to atone

She did not have to go that hard.

john green was right about cock 

People say “phase” like impermanence means insignificance. Show me a permanent state of the self.

holy shit this quote changed my life about four years ago. so crazy that this just resurfaced. i’m really happy.